6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

Aaron: What do you call an angry monkey?
Moses: Tell me.
Aaron: “Furious George!”

Joke by Aaron A., Webster, N.H.
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A book never written: “From Peasant to Queen” by Mary A. Prince.

Joke by Shawn M., Trabuco Canyon, Calif.
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Matt: How did the soup lose its job?
Mark: I don’t know. How?
Matt: It got canned!

Joke by Heli N., East Hartford, Conn.
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A book never written: “Chinese Recipes” by Terry Yaki.

Joke by Karl G., Taylorsville, Tenn.
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George: Why did the thermometer go to college?
Steve: Why?
George: To obtain a higher degree!

Joke by Brad S., Cheyenne, Wyo.
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Daffynition: Smart Car—An automobile with a diploma.

Joke by Christopher H., Winfield, Pa.
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Jake: Why couldn’t the ghost see its mom and dad?
Philip: I don’t know.
Jake: Because they were trans-parents!

Joke by Jacob C., O’Fallon, Ill.
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A book never written: “Always Watch Your Back” by Perry Noid.

Joke by Joey D., Fort Myers, Fla.
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Harry: What did the judge say when a skunk wandered into his building?
Billy: What?
Harry: “Odor in the court!”

Joke by Harry L., Alpharetta, Ga.
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A book never written: “Moving Ahead” by Lem E. Pass.

Joke by Samuel B., Springfield, Mo.
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Ty: What do male cattle use to write?
Luke: Beats me.
Ty: Bullpens!

Joke by Tyler R., Talladega, Ala.
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A book never written: “Summer School” by Nova Kayshon.

Joke by Eric W., Shreveport, La.
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Doug: What was the astronaut doing on the computer?
Zoey: I don’t know. What?
Doug: Looking for the spacebar!

Joke by Daniel Y., Newcastle, Wash.
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A book never written: “Twin Cities” by Saint Paul and Minnie Applis.

Joke by Sam B., St. Paul, Minn.
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Carl: What do you call a dog that can find a lost remote?
Chris: Tell me.
Carl: “Man’s best friend!”

Joke by Carl B., Palm City, Fla.
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A book never written: “Electronics” by Ken Pewter.

Joke by Ted B., St. Paul, Minn.
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John: Did you hear about the movie with an invisible droid?
Josh: No. What did they call it?
John: C-through-PO!

Joke by John A., Jackson, Miss.
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A book never written: “Sailing Made Easy” by Gustav Wind.

Joke by Harry S., Tampa, Fla.
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Zach: What’s a tortilla chip’s favorite kind of dance?
Tim: Beats me.
Zach: The salsa!

Joke by Zachary K., Colonia, N.J.
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A book never written: “Old-Fashioned Cars” by Stu D. Baker.

Joke by Andrew R., Orange, Calif.
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Jack: I just invented something to help get people out of bed in the morning. It’s called “Rise and Shine Juice.”
Ted: Cool! What’s in it?
Jack: Yeast and shoe polish!

Joke by Jonah S., Wellington, Fla.
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A book never written: “Field Guide to Knots” by Ty M. Uptight.

Joke by Jonah J., Carmel, Ind.
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Andrew: What do you call a buffalo that lives 200 years?
Curtis: Beats me.
Andrew: A bison-tennial!

Joke by Andrew C., Gaithersburg, Md.
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Tom Swiftie: “I have to change my answer,” Tom remarked.

Joke by Tom I., Oakdale, Minn.
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Karl: Why did the Scout put a ruler under his pillow?
Brock: I have no clue.
Karl: To see how long he could sleep!

Joke by Karl B., Lone Tree, Colo.
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