6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

Conner: Knock, knock.
Charlie: Who’s there?
Conner: Peas.
Charlie: Peas, who?
Conner: Peas let me in!

Joke by Conner S., Rochester Hills, Mich.
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Tom Swiftie: “It’s 9:59,” Tom said pretentiously.

Joke by Hunter T., State College, Pa.
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Fred: What’s the only food made of dust from outer space?
Sarah: What?
Fred: A moon pie!

Joke by Justus W., Middlesboro, Ky.
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A book never written: “How to Eat Quickly” by Dee Vour.

Joke by Carl T., Swanzey, N.H.
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Tom Swiftie: “Mark your calendar,” Tom said weakly.

Joke by Caroline M., Augusta, Ga.
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Isaac: Which are the lamest days of the week?
Tony: I don’t know.
Isaac: Monday through Friday, because they’re weak-days!

Joke by Isaac T., Noblesville, Ind.
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A book never written: “Immortality” by Hugh Mann.

Joke by Jess C., Mason, Ohio
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Elaine: Where do eggs go on vacation?
Peter: I don’t know.
Elaine: New Yolk City!

Joke by Luke D., Oglesby, Ill.
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Tom Swiftie: “That’s the last time I pet a lion!” Tom said offhandedly.

Joke by Jonas O., Seminole, Fla.
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A lady in a pet store spotted a really colorful bird. She turned to an employee and asked how much it cost.
“Ten dollars,” he replied.
“Can you send me the bill?” she asked.
“I’m sorry,” the employee said. “You have to take the whole bird!”

Joke by Patrick M., Fort Mill, S.C.
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A book never written: “Just Say ‘No’ ” by I.D. Cline.

Joke by Maximillian J., Ligonier, Pa.
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Jake: One man is driving from St. Louis toward Kansas City at 200 miles per hour, and another man is driving from Kansas City toward St. Louis at 150 miles per hour. Where do they meet?
Mark: Tell me.
Jake: In jail!

Joke by Harrison F., St. Louis, Mo.
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Tom Swiftie: “Does anyone know how to remove stains?” Tom shouted.

Joke by Hunter T., State College, Pa.
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Jack: Knock, knock.
Ken: Who’s there?
Jack: Dewey.
Ken: Dewey, who?
Jack: Dewey have to listen to all this knocking?

Joke by Luke C., Somers, N.Y.
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Luke: Why did the M&M go to school?
Stan: I’m stumped.
Luke: Because he really wanted to be a Smartie!

Joke by Luke C., Somers, N.Y.
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Tom Swiftie: “Carl shouldn’t be skipping class,” Tom said absently.

Joke by Christopher H., Traverse City, Mich.
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Luke: Why did the robber take a bath?
Matt: I’m stumped.
Luke: He wanted to make a clean getaway!

Joke by Luke C., Somers, N.Y.
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A book never written: “How to Sew Denim” by Imogene Taylor.

Joke by Jacob E., Evansville, Ind.
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Sean: Why should everyone keep their change?
Shea: I don’t know. Why?
Sean: Because it makes cents!

Joke by Sean H., Scotland, Pa.
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Daffynition: Hotdog—A good-looking canine.

Joke by Elijah J., Madison, Ala.
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Tom Swiftie: “That wood is too dry,” Tom snapped.

Joke by Andy H., Columbus, Neb.
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Luke: What do elves do after school?
Jeffrey: I don’t know. What?
Luke: Their gnome work!

Joke by Luke C., Somers, N.Y.
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A book never written: “Taking Life Less Seriously” by Lew Snupp.

Joke by Aidan W., Vaihingen, Germany
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Warped Wiseman says: “An onion a day keeps your friends away.”

Joke by Joshua G., Littlerock, Calif.
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A book never written: “How to Relax” by Ira Klein.

Joke by Noah B., Huntington Valley, Pa.
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