6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

Greg: Why was the computer so tired when it got home?
Brad: I don’t know. Why?
Greg: Because it had a hard drive!

Joke by Gregory D., Hatboro, Pa.
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Daffynition: Hatchet—What a hen does to an egg.

Joke by Mitchell R., Mechanicsburg, Pa.
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Ben: Where do goldfish go on vacation?
Bob: Where?
Ben: Around the globe!

Joke by Ben D., San Luis Obispo, Calif.
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Tom Swiftie: “It’s not very windy today,” Tom said disgustedly.

Joke by Simon B., Concord, Mass.
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Jacob: What dairy product would you find in an enchanted forest?
George: I’m stumped.
Jacob: Cottage cheese!

Joke by Jacob P., Hebron, Ill.
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A book never written: “An Ugly Garden” by Drew P. Flowers.

Joke by Nicholas B., Hudsonville, Mich.
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Rhett: Knock, knock.
John: Who’s there?
Rhett: Alfred.
John: Alfred, who?
Rhett: Alfred the needle; you tie the knot!

Joke by Rhett G., Wylie, Tex.
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Customer: This coffee is horrible! It tastes like dirt!
Waiter: Of course, sir. It was ground yesterday.

Joke by Josh B., Marietta, Ga.
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A book never written: “What to Wear” by Manny Kinn.

Joke by Eric S., Averill Park, N.Y.
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Griffin: What did the carrot say when the onion told a sad story?
Ben: What?
Griffin: “Stop! You’re making me cry!”

Joke by Griffin M., Issaquah, Wash.
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A book never written: “All About the Orchestra” by Mae Strow.

Joke by Caroline M., Augusta, Ga.
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Max: What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Nick: Beats me.
Max: Something catchy!

Joke by Max K., Elizabethtown, Pa.
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A book never written: “Surprise Parties” by Yule B. Shocked.

Joke by Sean R., Lake Havasu City, Ariz.
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Bobby: Knock, knock.
Billy: Who’s there?
Bobby: Alex.
Billy: Alex, who?
Bobby: Alex plain later. Just let me in!

Joke by Kyle T., Midlothian, Va.
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A book never written: “Teeth of Steel” by Al E. Gator.

Joke by Tony C., Cincinnati, Ohio
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Matt: What kind of birds stick together?
Lillian: I give up.
Matt: Vel-crows!

Joke by Matthew S., Concord, N.H.
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Tom Swiftie: “Please hand me the butter knife,” Tom said pointlessly.

Joke by Nick A., White Bear Lake, Minn.
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Nicholas: Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?
Tim: Beats me.
Nicholas: He was sick of the hole business!

Joke by Nicholas K., White River Junction, Vt.
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Jarrett: Knock, knock.
David: Who’s there?
Jarrett: Noel.
David: Noel, who?
Jarrett: No elbows on the table, please!

Joke by Jarrett W., Stratford, Conn.
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John: What do you get when you cross martial arts and the immune system?
Justin: I have no idea.
John: Kung-flu fighting!

Joke by John M., Bartlesville, Okla.
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Austin: What kind of car runs on only electricity?
Lenny: Beats me.
Austin: A volts-wagon!

Joke by Austin L., Kolsas, Norway
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Tom Swiftie: “This room looks like a pig sty,” Tom snorted.

Joke by Joe M., Eden Prairie, Minn.
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Mohammad: Why is it a bad idea to tell secrets to an icicle?
Terrence: I don’t know. Why?
Mohammad: Because they crack under pressure!

Joke by Mohammad E., Westmont, Ill.
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A book never written: “Hot Sun and Beautiful Beaches” by Sandy Aygo.

Joke by Jared H., Lindon, Utah
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Evan: What did the duck say when its egg broke?
Jake: Beats me.
Evan: “Oops, I quacked it!”

Joke by Evan B., Earlham, Iowa
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