6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

A book never written: “Save the Trees” by Tim Burr.

Joke by Eric W., Cleveland, Ohio
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Shanye: Why wasn’t Noah a good card player?
Renee: I haven’t the faintest idea.
Shanye: Because he only had two of a kind!

Joke by Shane R., Walla Walla, Wash.
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Tom Swiftie: “Don’t push that button,” Tom exploded.

Joke by Reagan B., Konawa, Okla.
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Derek: Why is Camp Calamine a Scout favorite?
Kurt: Beats me.
Derek: It has a rash of activities!

Joke by Jacob P., Perry, Ohio
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A book never written: “I’m Rich!” by Emily N. Daulers.

Joke by Daniel N., Tomball, Tex.
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Peter: What happened to the two comedians who got married?
Scott: I don’t know.
Peter: They lived happily ever “laughter!”

Joke by Gabriel D., Perry, Ohio
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A book never written: “Guide to Being a Good Police Officer” by Iris Tew.

Joke by Joshua S., Redmond, Wash.
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Mike: Why don’t mummies go on vacation?
Hank: I don’t know.
Mike: They’re afraid to relax and unwind!

Joke by Keith Kangas,, Portsmouth, Va.
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A book never written: “Cooking With Spices” by Rose Mary.

Joke by Everett C., Kailua, Hawaii
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Josh: Why did the king go to the dentist?
Scott: Beats me.
Josh: To get his teeth crowned!

Joke by Matthew F., Havre de Grace, Md.
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Duff: What did the leopard say after a big meal?
Dink: What?
Duff: “That sure hits the spots!”

Joke by Benjamin T., Canton, Ga.
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Daffynition: Lollygag—To choke on a sucker.

Joke by Jeff E., Collierville, Tenn.
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A bear walks into a restaurant. The waiter asks him what he would like.

The bear says, “A steak … and a salad.”

The waiter asks, “Why the big paws?”

Joke by Carl H., Wayzata, Minn.
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A book never written: “How to Talk Louder” by Meg A. Fone.

Joke by Mark W., St. Croix Falls, Wis.
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Jackson: What happens when you cross a duck and a rooster?
Dylan: I don’t know.
Jackson: You get woken up at the “quack” of dawn!

Joke by Jackson R., Portland, Ore.
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Dylan: What did the ice cream say to the whipped cream?
Joey: I don’t know.
Dylan: “Let’s meet on sundae!”

Joke by Joey E., Lombard, Ill.
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Jake: Why did the orange go to the hospital?
Harry: Why?
Jake: It wasn’t peeling well!

Joke by Andrew B., Novi, Mich.
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A book never written: “Acting” by Ivana B. Astar.

Joke by Cole G., Omaha, Neb.
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Chris: Why can’t a bicycle stand up?
Trey: You got me.
Chris: It’s two tired!

Joke by Jeff E., Collierville, Tenn.
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Warped Wiseman says: “Take all your tests in a restaurant. There, the customer is always right.”

Joke by Thomas G., Downers Grove, Ill.
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Ted: Knock, knock.
Wayne: Who’s there?
Ted: Ketchup.
Wayne: Ketchup, who?
Ted: Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you.

Joke by Austin L., Shickshinny, Pa.
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A book never written: “I’m Not Bossy” by Dick Tator.

Joke by Ray K., Cincinnati, Ohio
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Josiah: Why was the broom late?
Ben: Tell me.
Josiah: It over-swept.

Joke by Josiah N., Fairfax, Va.
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Warped Wiseman says: “He who runs in front of a car gets tired. He who runs behind gets exhausted.”