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Matthew: What did the mother rope say to her child?
Jim: What?
Matthew: “Don’t be knotty.”

Joke by Matthew C., DeRidder, La.
2 comments

Tom Swiftie: “I might as well be dead,” Tom croaked.

Joke by Robert M., Jasper, Ga.
1 comments

Robert: What Disney character likes to fix things?
Brandon: Tinkerbell!

Joke by Robert H., La Crescenta, Calif.
0 comments

A book never written: “How to Break Out of Jail” by Jimmy DeLocke and Howie Rann.

Joke by Daniel R., Bartlett, Tenn.
13 comments

Mark: Where do f ish keep their money?
Kevin: Where?
Mark: In a riverbank.

Joke by Tony L., Spokane, Wash.
3 comments

Tom Swiftie: “Can I go looking for the Grail again?” Tom requested.

Joke by Robert M., Jasper, Ga.
2 comments

Brandon: Why did the doughnut go to the dentist?
Kaleb: Tell me.
Brandon: He needed a filling!

Joke by Brandon R., Morganton, N.C.
13 comments

Joshua:  A mosquito just bit me.
Ethan: Man, I hate those arithmetic bugs!
Joshua: Arithmetic bugs?
Ethan: Yeah, they add misery, subtract fun, divide attention and multiply quickly!

Joke by Mitchell S., Cleveland, Mo.
25 comments

Warped Wiseman wonders: “Why are apartments always built together?”

Joke by Joseph B., Lakewood, Colo.
10 comments

Frank: What do you call a grizzly with no teeth?
Bob: I don’t know, what?
Frank: A gummy bear.

Joke by Michael M., Marietta, Ga.
6 comments

Matthew: What do you get when you cross a camel with a cow?
Larry: A lumpy milkshake!

Joke by Matthew C., DeRidder, La.
5 comments

A book never written: “Stuck in Traffic” by Dee Lays.

Joke by Ethan H., Carterville, Ill.
1 comments

Kenneth: What did one eye say to the other?
James: What?
Kenneth: “Between us, something smells.”

Joke by Kenneth R., Branchburg, N.J.
3 comments

A book never written: “The Coldest Place on Earth” by Ann R. Ticka.

Joke by Michael S., St. Louis, Mo.
0 comments

Stuart: What do you do if there’s a fly in the room?
William: What?
Stuart: Call the S.W.A.T. team.

Joke by Stuart W., Santa Cruz, Calif.
11 comments

Lily: What do you call a formal dance with chickens?
Lenny: I don’t know. What?
Lily: A “fowl ball.”

Joke by Greg F., Dayton, Ohio
7 comments

A book never written: “What You Need to Pass P.E.” by Jim Shorts.

Joke by Keagan M., Elmira, N.Y.
2 comments

Zoltan: Why did the student eat his homework?
Jay: Why?
Zoltan: It was a piece of cake.

Joke by Zoltan S., Bethesda, Md.
13 comments

A book never written: “How to Survive School” by Cole Edge.

Joke by Joseph F., North Tonawanda, N.Y.
2 comments

Trey: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Brandon: I give up.
Trey: Frostbite.

Joke by Trey D., Ringgold, Ga.
4 comments

A book never written: “Pirate Gold” by Barry D. Treasure.

Joke by Anthony P., Watkinsville, Ga.
0 comments

Bob: Why can’t you write with a broken pencil?
Joe: Why?
Bob: It’s pointless.

Joke by Sid R., Salinas, Calif.
9 comments

A book never written: “Today Will Be Great” by Terry Bull.

Joke by Bradley K., Orlando, Fla.
3 comments

Sean: What’s it called when you see the same cow twice?
Patrick: What?
Sean: “Deja-moo!”

Joke by Sean K., Westminster, Colo.
4 comments

A golfer hit and lost several new balls into a lake, the highway and the woods.
“Why don’t you use an old ball?” asked his friend.
The duffer lamented, “I’ve never had one.”

Joke by Kaleb R., Morganton, N.C.
13 comments

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