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A book never written: “Cool Hairstyles” by Moe Hawk.

Joke by Ben B., Edgewater, Fla.
1 comments

Andrew: Why don’t pine trees knit very well?
Chattan: Why?
Andrew: They’re always dropping their needles.

Joke by Andrew H., Welcome, Md.
9 comments

Daffynition: Retreat—To get another piece of candy.

Joke by Anthony P., Watkinsville, Ga.
15 comments

A book never written: “Obeying Traffic Signals” by Jay Walker.

Joke by Jack M., Ridgefield, Conn.
1 comments

Chris: What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Jow: What.
Chris: Beef jerky!

Joke by Alex W., Tucson, Ariz.
11 comments

A book never written: “Cold Winters” by S. Kim Moe.

Joke by Billy C., Rural Retreat, Va.
2 comments

Brandon: What did Noah tell his sons about fishing off the ark?
Kaleb: What?
Brandon: “Go easy on the bait, boys. I only have two worms.”

Joke by Brandon R., Morganton, N.C.
15 comments

A book never written: “Sinking Ship” by Lee Key.

Joke by David Z., Hilton, N.Y.
3 comments

Liam: What kind of underwear do astronauts wear?
Jesse: No clue.
Liam: Fruit of the Moon!

Joke by Carrington C., Richmond, Va.
1 comments

A book never written: “Spring Flowers” by Dan D. Lion.

Joke by Jacqueline S., Moline, Ill.
2 comments

Tina: What’s smarter than a talking horse?
Lori: I have no clue.
Tina: A spelling bee!

Joke by Jordan S., Warrenton, N.C.
2 comments

A book never written: “How to Survive in the Wild” by Willy Everlast.

Joke by Mark T., Hinckley, Ohio
0 comments

Joshua: Why was it so hot at the football game?
Ian: Haven’t got a clue.
Joshua: All the fans left.

Joke by Joshua F., Ruston, La.
16 comments

A book never written: “The Three-Hour Sermon” by Gladys Dunn.

Joke by J. C., Mineral, Va.
0 comments

Kevin: How do you measure a joke’s speed?
Patrick: I don’t know. How?
Kevin: Smiles per hour!

Joke by Philip G., Fresno, Calif.
6 comments

A book never written: “High School Math” by Cal Q. Luss.

Joke by Josh A., Los Angeles, Calif.
2 comments

Warped Wiseman wonders: “Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?”

Joke by Josh K., Lexington, Mass.
17 comments

A book never written: “Flowers in Winter” by Earl E. Bloomers.

Joke by Samantha H., Waynesville, Mo.
1 comments

Thomas: What’s a musician’s favorite food?
Michael: What?
Thomas: Peanut butter and jam.

Joke by Thomas L., Spanaway, Wash.
3 comments

A book never written: “How to Be Safe” by Dane G. Russ.

Joke by Lucas R., Hanover, Pa.
4 comments

Tina: What’s smarter than a talking horse?
Lori: I have no clue.
Tina: A spelling bee!

Joke by Jordan S., Warrenton, N.C.
1 comments

Mike: Why didn’t Noah play cards on the ark?
Bob: No clue.
Mike: He was sitting on the deck.

Joke by Kevin G., Hardy, Ark.
6 comments

A book never written: “Don’t Bother People” by Leva Malone.

Joke by Theodore P., Butler, Pa.
2 comments

Luke: Did you hear the one about the sky?
John: No.
Luke: Never mind—it’s over your head.

Joke by Elisha V., Kelseyville, Calif.
0 comments

Bulldog: Would you like to play hide and seek?
Dalmatian: No, I’ve already been spotted.

Joke by Jarod B., Cadiz, Ky
5 comments

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