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A book never written: “How to Grovel” by Neil B. Forum.

Joke by Jack C., La Verne, Calif.
4 comments

A book never written: “Honest Abe” by Avery Goodman.

Joke by Matt L., Marshfield, Mo.
1 comments

Austin: What type of food hops?
Hunter: I give up.
Austin: Spring rolls!

Joke by Austin G., Fremont, Calif.
0 comments

Warped Wiseman wonders: “What was the best thing before sliced bread?”

Joke by Kaleb R., Morganton, N.C.
2 comments

Jackson: What did the British nuclear scientist eat for lunch?
Pedro: Beats me.
Jackson: Fission chips.

Joke by Jackson G., Princeton, N.J.
7 comments

Grant: What do you call a dog that digs up bones?
Bryce: What?
Grant: A bark-aeologist!

Joke by Grant and Bryce S., Baraboo, Wis.
5 comments

A book never written: “How to Start a Fire” by Matt Chez.

Joke by Joshua K., Platteville, Colo.
9 comments

Thomas: How do you communicate with a fish?
Russ: I don’t know.
Thomas: Drop it a line!

Joke by Thomas H., Annapolis, Md.
2 comments

Austin: What do you put on an injured pig?
Ken: What?
Austin: Oink-ment!

Joke by Austin W., Basking Ridge, N.J.
3 comments

A book never written: “How to Be Serious” by Joe King.

Joke by Matthew W., Atlanta, Ga.
4 comments

Andy: Why do golfers take an extra pair of socks with them?
Pedro: Tell me.
Andy: In case they get a hole in one!

Joke by Andy H., Bellbrook, Ohio
19 comments

Daffynition: Pasteurize— Too far to see.

Joke by Sean W., Waldorf, Md.
3 comments

Warped Wiseman wonders:  “Why do we sing ‘Take Me Out to the Ballgame’ when we’re already there?”

Joke by T.C. C., Oakdale, Tenn.
22 comments

A book never written: “Bad Hair Days” by Dan Druff.

Joke by Alex F., Birmingham, West Midlands, U.K.
5 comments

Stan: What has four wheels and flies?
Dan: I dunno.
Stan: A garbage truck.

Joke by Ifeanyi U., Orile-iganme Lagos, Nigeria
6 comments

John: What do sea monsters eat?
Max: I don’t know. What?
John: Fish and ships!

Joke by Matthew Z., Hillsborough, N.C.
22 comments

A book never written: “The Complete Bound Set of Boys’ Life Back Issues” by Red M. All.

Joke by Matthew A., Winston-Salem, N.C.
2 comments

Jacob: Why can’t basketball players go on vacation?
Riley: Why not?
Jacob: They’d get called for traveling!

Joke by Jacob M., Omaha, Neb.
6 comments

Daffynition: Aftermath— The period following algebra.

Joke by Andrew S., Perkasie, Pa.
5 comments

Chandler: What does a pickle say when it wants to play cards?
Kyle: Beats me.
Chandler: “Dill me in!”

Joke by Chandler S., Lexington, S.C.
0 comments

A book never written: “Big Biceps in One Week” by B. Armstrong.

Joke by Jose A., Cabo Rojo, Puerto Rico
0 comments

Nathan: What does a spaceman do if his baby is sleepy?
Marcus: What?
Nathan: Rocket!

Joke by Nathan A., Easton, Pa.
0 comments

Tom Swiftie: “I wish I could get a part in the play,” Tom said dramatically.

Joke by Chandler J., Chesterfield, Va.
1 comments

Emanuel: What did one red blood cell say to another?
Joe: Beats me.
Emanuel: “All this work is in vein!”

Joke by Emanuel R., Worchester, Mass.
0 comments

A book never written: “Imitating Large Animals” by Ima Oliphant.

Joke by Brigham A., South Jordan, Utah
0 comments

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