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A mailburro walks into a bookstore and asks, “Got any Boys’ Life magazines?”
The manager says, “No, and get out of here. We don’t serve animals.”
The next day the mailburro walks in again and asks the same question. This time the manager says, “No, and get lost or I’ll nail your feet to the floor.”
The third day the mailburro walks into the bookstore and asks, “Got any nails?”
“No, I don’t have any nails,” the manager says.
Then the mailburro says, “Great—got any Boys’ Life magazines?”

Joke by Devin P., Etiwanda, Calif.
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A guy walks into a store and asks the clerk, “What’s that?”
The attendant says, “It’s a thermos.”
“A thermos? What does it do?”
“It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.”
“Oh, wow! I’ll take one back and show the boys.”
So the guy buys the thermos and returns home to share his discovery.
His friends ask him, “What’s that you got there?”
“A thermos!”
“A thermos? What’s it do?”
“It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold!”
“Really? Whatcha got in there?”
“Two cups of coffee and a popsicle.”

Joke by Trent F., Overland Park, Kan.
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