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Wilbur: What do you get when you cross a pig with soap?
Babe: I don’t know.
Wilbur: Hogwash.

Joke by Christopher K., Grove City, Pa.
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Tom Swiftie: “I like camping,” Tom said intently.

Joke by Sean W., Waldorf, Md.
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Kaleb: What do you call a polar bear wearing earmuffs?
Alvin: Anything you want. He can’t hear you!

Joke by Kaleb R., Morganton, N.C.
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A book never written: “Warm in Winter” by Fern Ness.

Joke by Jace M., Spring, Tex.
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Matthew: Why did the rancher get mad when the thief stole his hay?
Darren: It was the last straw.

Joke by Matthew C., DeRidder, La.
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Tobin: Why was the musician arrested?
Hank: Don’t know.
Tobin: He got in treble!

Joke by Tobin M., Scottsdale, Ariz.
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Daffynition: Cartoon—What you sing when driving.

Joke by Mike S., Las Vegas, Nev.
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Corey: Knock, knock.
Bill: Who’s there?
Corey: Howl.
Bill: Howl, who?
Corey: Howl you ever know if you don’t open the door?

Joke by Corey T., Norwalk, Calif.
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A book never written: “How to See Laughter in Life” by Hugh Morris and Hillary Uss.

Joke by Logan C., Worland, Wyo.
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Bob: What’s gray, has four legs and a trunk?
Jim: An elephant.
Bob: No, a mouse on vacation.

Joke by Daniel C., Nashville, Tenn.
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Tom Swiftie: “My lantern is broken and I’m out of candles!” Tom cried delightedly.

Joke by Matthew W., Delray, W.Va.
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Jason: What do you call two pigs wrestling in springtime?
Josh: Beats me.
Jason: “May-ham!”

Joke by Michael D., Rancho Palos Verdes, Calif.
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Daffynition: Minimum—A small mother.

Joke by Matthew St., St. James, Mo.
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John: What do you call a sleepy cow?
Josh: I don’t know, what?
John: A “bull-dozer.”

Joke by Joshua Y., Bakersfield, Mo.
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A book never written: “Who Done It?” by Mr. E.

Joke by Sam W., Charlotte, N.C.
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A mailburro walks into a bookstore and asks, “Got any Boys’ Life magazines?”
The manager says, “No, and get out of here. We don’t serve animals.”
The next day the mailburro walks in again and asks the same question. This time the manager says, “No, and get lost or I’ll nail your feet to the floor.”
The third day the mailburro walks into the bookstore and asks, “Got any nails?”
“No, I don’t have any nails,” the manager says.
Then the mailburro says, “Great—got any Boys’ Life magazines?”

Joke by Devin P., Etiwanda, Calif.
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Marc: What do you call a rabbit that’s never been out of the house?
Julie: I don’t know.
Marc: An “ingrown hare!”

Joke by Kaleb R., Morganton, N.C.
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Tom Swiftie: “We need hot dogs,” Tom said frankly.

Joke by Allen S., Cincinnati, Ohio
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Kaleb: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
Cole: What?
Kaleb: A nervous wreck.

Joke by Kaleb R., Morganton, N.C.
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A book never written: “The World Is a Big Place” by Mike Robe.

Joke by Zachary R., Wahiawa, Hawaii
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A guy walks into a store and asks the clerk, “What’s that?”
The attendant says, “It’s a thermos.”
“A thermos? What does it do?”
“It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.”
“Oh, wow! I’ll take one back and show the boys.”
So the guy buys the thermos and returns home to share his discovery.
His friends ask him, “What’s that you got there?”
“A thermos!”
“A thermos? What’s it do?”
“It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold!”
“Really? Whatcha got in there?”
“Two cups of coffee and a popsicle.”

Joke by Trent F., Overland Park, Kan.
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Daffynition: Melancholy— A dog that eats cantaloupes.

Joke by Rob P., Glenside, PA.
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A book never written: “Are You Ready Yet?” by Ima Waitin.

Joke by Eric T., Delray Beach, Fla.
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Daffynition: Commentator – an average potato.

Joke by Alex S., Milwaukee, Wis.
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Steve and Mark are camping when a bear suddenly comes out and growls. Steve starts putting on his tennis shoes.

Mark says, “What are you doing? You can’t outrun a bear!”

Steve says, “I don’t have to outrun the bear—I just have to outrun you!”

Joke by Kyle R., St. Louis, Mo.
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