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Jake: What do you call a dinosaur with high heels?
Drake: What?
Jake: “My-feet-are-saurus!”

Joke by Jake P., Omaha, Neb.
3 comments

A book never written: “Filthy Rich” by M.T. Wallet.

Joke by Will T., Coppell, Tex.
2 comments

Warped Wiseman wonders: “Why is ‘abbreviation’ such a long word?”

Joke by Shyam A., Arcadia, Calif.
2 comments

Bob: Why did the man freeze his money?
Bill: I don’t know.
Bob: He wanted cold, hard cash.

Joke by Thomas H., Annapolis, Md.
4 comments

Josh: What do snobby vegetables do when they see people?
Bill: I give up.
Josh: They “turnip” their noses!

Joke by George I., Bayonne, N.J.
1 comments

A book never written: “How to Handle Mad Scientists” by Frank N. Stein.

Joke by Taylor E., Minneapolis, Minn.
1 comments

Pedro: Why did the thermostat go to college?
Boss: I don’t know.
Pedro: To get a higher degree.

Joke by Patrick G., Monrovia, Md.
6 comments

A book never written: “Echo” by Ira Pete.

Joke by Kathleen S., White Plains, N.Y.
2 comments

Peter: What do you get when you cross a pair of underwear with a reporter?
Elaine: I don’t know. What?
Peter: News briefs.

Joke by Brandon R., Glen Alpine, N.C.
3 comments

Warped Wiseman wonders: “Why is ‘abbreviation’ such a long word?”

Joke by Shyam A., Arcadia, Calif.
13 comments

A book never written: “How to Fix a Leaky Ceiling” by Rufus Lee King.

Joke by T.J. V., Poughkeepsie, N.Y.
9 comments

Brad: How do you keep a bull from charging?
Robert: How?
Brad: Take away its credit card!

Joke by Kyle C., Brooklyn Center, Minn.
57 comments

Jeremy: Why was the boy bored of satellite radio?
Todd: I have no idea.
Jeremy: It was too Sirius.

Joke by Gabriel M., Labadie, Mo.
6 comments

Tom Swiftie: “I like catsup,” Tom mustered.

Joke by Travis H., Olathe, Kan
3 comments

Jim: What happened to the frog’s car?
Frank: Beats me.
Jim: It got toad.

Joke by Daniel S., Easton, Pa.
3 comments

Daffynition: Denial—De river in Egypt.

Joke by Nellie T., Elkton, Va.
3 comments

Jerry: What did the alien say to the rosebush?
Chris: What?
Jerry: “Take me to your weeder!”

Joke by Nick C., Windsor, Conn.
3 comments

A book never written: “Getting Over Nervousness” by Clam E. Hands.

Joke by Daniel Mahlkuch, Juda, Wis.
1 comments

John: What do you get when you cross a frog and a bottle of soda?
Jack: I don’t know.
John: Croak-a-cola!

Joke by Dean H., Lakewood, Colo.
2 comments

A book never written: “Fresh Bait” by Earl E. Worms.

Joke by Luke K., Penfield, N.Y.
1 comments

Stew: Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher they fired last week?
Lou: No, tell me.
Stew: She couldn’t control her pupils!

Joke by Zachary A., Arlington, Tex.
1 comments

Tom Swiftie: “I need a pencil sharpener,” Tom said bluntly.

Joke by Nollan C., Brush Prairie, Wash.
1 comments

Rick: Did anyone laugh when you fell on the ice?
Sonja: No, but the ice made some awful cracks.

Joke by Brandon R., Glen Alpine, N.C.
9 comments

A book never written: “Swimming the English Channel” by Frances Neer.

Joke by Benjamin T., Canton, Ga.
0 comments

Buddy: What has ears but can’t hear?
Toby: What?
Buddy: A cornfield!

Joke by Michael L., Perry, Ohio
1 comments

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