6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

A book never written: “Poisonous Snakes” by Ven O. Muss.

Joke by L.J. R., Coppell, Tex.
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Joe: What was the astronaut doing on the computer?
Billy: I don’t know. What?
Joe: Looking for the space bar!

Joke by Aaron Koons, Williamsport, Md.
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A book never written: “How to Hang Drapes” by Curt N. Rod.

Joke by Myles N., Spring, Tex.
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Tony: What did the sea say to the iceberg?
Wade: Nothing. It just waved.

Joke by Michael S., Westminster, S.C.
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Dave: What did the polite skydiver say when his pack didn’t open?
Andrew: What?
Dave: “Chute!”

Joke by Hemanth P., Guilderland, N.Y.
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A book never written: “The Complete Guide to Origami” by Fole Dover.

Joke by Ben P., Arlington, Va.
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Dink: How did the starfish pay for his lunch?
Duff: Tell me.
Dink: With sand dollars!

Joke by Evan G., Bend, Ore.
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Tom Swiftie: “Oil prices sure are high,” Tom said crudely.

Joke by Drew B., Elkhart, Ind.
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Pedro: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?
Pee Wee: What?
Pedro: Swimming trunks!

Joke by Jake P., Omaha, Neb.
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A book never written: “Cooking on the Trail” by Chuck Wagon.

Joke by Bradley W., Sherburne, N.Y.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: “Why do we use a classified ad if we want everyone to know what we’re selling?”

Joke by Robert H., Harris, Minn.
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Daffynition: Out of bounds—An exhausted kangaroo.

Joke by Maria W., Juneau, Alaska
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Randel: Where are pencils made?
Ethan: No clue.
Randel: Pencil-vania!

Joke by Jeff E., Collierville, Tenn.
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Daffynition: Deport—Where you tie up de boat.

Joke by Cory H., Mount Wolf, Pa.
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One day Max went to see Carl. Carl had a big swollen nose.

“Whoa, what happened, Carl?” Max asked.

“I sniffed a brose,” Carl replied.

“What?” Max said. “There’s no ‘b’ in rose!”

Carl replied, “There was in this one!”

Joke by Charlie H., Homer Glen, Ill.
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Ben: Where does sour cream come from?
Ian: Beats me.
Ben: Discontented cows!

Joke by Keith K., Portsmouth, Va.
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Brandon: Which ghost is the best dancer?
Nolan: I don’t know.
Brandon: The Boogie Man!

Joke by Chris S., Centennial, Colo.
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A book never written: “Classic Cars” by Ford T. Byrd.

Joke by Grant L., Kingsport, Tenn.
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Andy: What species of animal has the most money?
Nick: I don’t know.
Andy: Deer, because they have the most doe.

Joke by Andy W., Prior Lake, Minn.
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A book never written: “Medieval Devices” by Cat A. Pult.

Joke by J.R. R., Dearborn, Mich.
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Matt: Knock, knock.
Jake: Who’s there?
Matt: Kitten.
Jake: Kitten, who?
Matt: Quit kitten around and open the door!

Joke by Joshua P., Brighton, Mich.
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Tom Swiftie: “I’m moving to the back of the boat,” Tom said sternly.

Joke by John G., Goldens Bridge, N.Y.
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Cleopatra: What do you call a Roman boa constrictor?
Mark Antony: “Julius Squeezer!”

Joke by Brandon R., Glen Alpine, N.C.
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Donny: Why is a pig in the living room like a house on fire?
Joey: I don’t know, why?
Donny: Because the sooner it’s put out, the better.