6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

A book never written: “Rain, Rain, Go Away!” by Sunny Day.

Joke by Olivia G., Sebago, Me.
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A book never written: “Flower Growing Essentials” by April Raines.

Joke by Spencer D., Dryden, Mich.
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Teacher: Please use the word “tackle” in a sentence.
Johnny: Yes, ma’am. “Anyone who sits on a tackle be sorry!”

Joke by Elliott B., Diamond, Ohio
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Tom Swiftie: “I love meat and potatoes,” Tom said heartily.

Joke by Benjamin M., Otis, Ore.
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Justin: Knock, knock!
Frank: Who’s there?
Justin: Ether.
Frank: Ether, who?
Justin: Ether Bunny!
Justin: Knock, knock!
Frank: Who’s there?
Justin: Another.
Frank: Another, who?
Justin: Another Ether Bunny!
Justin: Knock, knock!
Frank: Who’s there?
Justin: Stella.
Frank: Stella, who?
Justin: Stella ’nother Ether Bunny!
Justin: Knock, knock!
Frank: Who’s there?
Justin: Consumption.
Frank: Consumption, who?
Justin: Consumption be done about all these Ether Bunnies?

Joke by Justin M., Canal Winchester, Ohio
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A book never written: “The Richest Man Alive” by I. R. S. Mann.

Joke by Shane D., Hurricane, W.Va.
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Jimmy drank eight sodas. He threw 7 Up.

Joke by Aaron G., Paducah, Ky.
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A book never written: “When Does School Start?” by Wendy Belrings.

Joke by Alex M., Ashland, Mass.
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John: What did the tax man name his son?
Jack: I don’t know.
John: Bill!

Joke by Kyle N., Marietta, Ohio
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A book never written: “How to Have Fun in the Pool” by Ken Unnball.

Joke by Ryan S., Commack, N.Y.
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Mike: Why was Cinderella so bad at baseball?
Matt: Why?
Mike: She had a pumpkin for a coach.

Joke by Micheal R., Brewton, Ala.
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Andrew: What did the sushi say to the bee?
Dong Hyeok: What?
Andrew: “Wasabi!”

Joke by Dong Hyeok K., Walnut, Calif.
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Daffynition: Crosswords— Angry conversation.

Joke by Andrew W., West Chester, Pa.
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Phil: What is black when you buy it, red when you use it and gray when you throw it away?
Bill: I dunno. What?
Phil: Charcoal.

Joke by Philip K., Marshalltown, Iowa
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A book never written: “How to Be Boss” by Collin D. Shots.

Joke by Patrick B., Woodstock, Ga.
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Tom Swiftie: “I accidentally hit Pedro on the head with a rock,” Tom said bashfully.

Joke by Daniel M., West Brookfield, Mass.
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Gracie: Why do vampires need mouthwash?
Selena: Why?
Gracie: Because they have bat breath.

Joke by Gracie Y., Los Gatos, Calif.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: “If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?”

Joke by Ethan H., Boulder, Colo.
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A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked out to have a talk with him. “I’ve figured out your problem,” he told the pitcher. “You always lose control at the same point in every game.” “When is that?” “Right after the national anthem.”

Joke by William E., Morganton, N.C.
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A book never written: “How to Soothe a Sprained Ankle” by U.B. Aiken.

Joke by Andrew P., Mount Holly, N.C.
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Patrick: I can tell that you liked the hot dog.
Danny: How?
Patrick: You ate it with relish!

Joke by Neil Z., Severna Park, Md.
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A book never written: “The Pitfalls of Procrastination” by Ida Dunmore.

Joke by Janine K., Danbury, Conn.
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Mike: What do you get when you cross an apple with a superhero?
Tom: What?
Mike: Cider-Man!

Joke by Thomas S., Newcastle, Wash.
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A book never written: “Arctic Life” by Paul R. Bear.

Joke by Tom L., Indian Trail, N.C.
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Joe: What’s the king of all school supplies?
Moe: I don’t know. What?
Joe: The ruler.

Joke by Connor B., Metairie, La.
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