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Austin: What is a dog’s favorite car to chase?
Elyse: I don’t know. What?
Austin: A CATillac!

Joke by Austin F., Marysville, Wash.
11 comments

A book never written: “I Love Fishing” by Sal Mon.

Joke by Joe H., Huntingburg, Ind.
5 comments

James: What do you get when you cross an electric eel and a sponge?
Jack: I don’t know. What?
James: A shock absorber!

Joke by James B., Hinckley, Ohio
18 comments

Nathan: What is big and gray and wears a glass slipper?
Pedro: What?
Nathan: Cinderelephant!

Joke by Nathan M., Republic, Mo.
1 comments

A book never written: “More Than You Need” by Sir Pluss.

Joke by Jacob S., Monroeville, Pa.
2 comments

Mrs. Colfax-Blanton went to a pet shop and saw a beautiful dog.
“May I please have that husky for my son?” she asked.
“Sorry,” the cashier replied. “We don’t trade.”

Joke by Riaz R., Niskayuna, N.Y.
60 comments

A book never written: “How to Win a War” by Sir Ender.

Joke by Justin H., Lincolnton, N.C.
16 comments

Warped Wiseman says: “When everything’s coming your way, you’re probably in the wrong lane.”

Joke by Alex D., Chevy Chase, Md.
16 comments

Connor: Why did the actor get put into jail?
Joseph: Why?
Connor: He was Robin the Hood.

Joke by Connor H., Las Vegas, Nev.
3 comments

A book never written: “How to Make a Shirt” by Polly Esther.

Joke by Brad L., Strasburg, Pa.
3 comments

Chad: What do you get when you cross a gorilla and someone who works with clay?
Jeff: I don’t know. What?
Chad: Hairy Potter!

Joke by Reagan B., Konawa, Okla.
7 comments

Tom Swiftie: “Take a right and then a left at the cemetery,” Tom said gravely.

Joke by Jared S., Fairfax, Va.
4 comments

A book never written: “No Shadow for the Groundhog” by Earl E. Spring.

Joke by Tommy J., Charlotte, N.C.
3 comments

The sign at an optometrist’s office: “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”

Joke by George H., St. Louis, Mo.
3 comments

A book never written: “How to Get Organized” by Miss Place.

Joke by Nick S., Virginia Beach, Va.
1 comments

Sam: What did one domino say to the other domino?
Suzie: What?
Sam: “You’re such a pushover!”

Joke by Ryan L., Branchburg, N.J.
5 comments

Peter: What scary Scottish beast always rings your doorbell?
Elaine: What?
Peter: The Knock Less Monster.

Joke by Trevor W., Lewistown, Pa.
9 comments

A book never written: “How to Find the Pizza for You” by Pete Sahutt.

Joke by Sebastian B., Beaverton, Ore.
6 comments

Sherry: I’m a maid and I’m not very happy about it.
Terry: Why not?
Sherry: Because I’m always left in the dust.

Joke by Howard W., Spring Hill, Fla.
0 comments

Frank: What happened when the cows escaped the ranch?
Bob: What?
Frank: Udder chaos!

Joke by Michael B., Alpharetta, Ga.
4 comments

A book never written: “Big Guinea Pigs” by Capy Bara.

Joke by Eamon M., Fairfax, Va.
2 comments

Steve: What did the yodeler who procrastinates too much sing?
Nate: What?
Steve: “Yo-delay-hehoo.”

Joke by Stephen K., Needham, Mass.
3 comments

A Scout is trying to decide if he should go for the Weather, Geology or Pioneering merit badge. So the question is: “Weather ore knot?”

Joke by Timothy H., Austin, Tex.
15 comments

Ron: Oh, no! It’s the end of the world!
John: Armageddon out of here!

Joke by John B., Phillipsburg, Kan.
1 comments

Travis: What’s a baby’s motto?
Trevor: What?
Travis: “If at first you don’t succeed—cry, cry again!”

Joke by Travis M., Lubbock, Tex.
10 comments

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