6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

A book never written: “How to Sell Something” by Mark Etting.

Joke by Ben C., Belden, Miss.
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A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along when suddenly a cat attacks them. The mother mouse shouts “BARK!” and the cat runs away. “See?” the mother mouse says to her baby. “Now do you see why it’s important to learn a foreign language?”

Joke by William E., Morganton, N.C.
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Daniel: What do you get when you cross a pig with a tree?
Gabriel: What?
Daniel: A porky-pine.

Joke by Daniel B., Tyler, Tex.
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Tom Swiftie: “I’ll go feed the horses now,” Tom said balefully.

Joke by Shaan P., Belle Mead, N.J.
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Sam: Why do bears hibernate for so long?
Jacob: I’m not sure.
Sam: Because no one is brave enough to wake them up.

Joke by Sam P., Round Hill, Va.
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Anna: Knock, knock.
Margaret: Who’s there?
Anna: Anna!
Margaret: Anna, who?
Anna: Anna one, anna two...!

Joke by Margaret M., Cary, Ill.
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Pee Wee: What do you call your dad when he falls through the ice?
Westy: Beats me.
Pee Wee: A POPsicle!

Joke by Philip K., Marshalltown, Iowa
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Chris: What kind of blankets do Eskimos use?
Luke: What?
Chris: Blankets of snow.

Joke by Chris H., Edmond, Okla.
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A book never written: “Famous Criminals” by Juan Tedd.

Joke by Nick H., South Bend, Ind.
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Craig: Why didn’t the sick duck get better?
Laura: I don’t know. Why not?
Craig: Because its doctor was a quack.

Joke by Carl D., Monsey, N.Y.
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A book never written: “Book Reports 101” by Phillip DePaige.

Joke by Bruin P., Santa Cruz, Calif.
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Ryan: What country makes you shiver?
Bryan: What?
Ryan: Chile.

Joke by Ryan R., Slidell, La.
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Tom Swiftie: “Let’s make our own Valentines,” Tom said craftily.

Joke by Kevin A., Winston-Salem, N.C.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: “Why do we trust the bank with our money, but they don’t trust us with their pen?”

Joke by Raffi D., Niagara Falls, N.Y.
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Josh: What do you call a surgeon with eight arms?
William: What?
Josh: Doctopus.

Joke by Josh A., Springfield, Va
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Sam: Why do coyotes call at night?
Nolan: I don’t know. Why?
Sam: Because the rates are cheaper.

Joke by Sam P., Round Hill, Va.
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A book never written: “Different Kinds of Sunglasses” by Ray Ban and Oak Lee.

Joke by Emily D., Middlesex, N.C.
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Teacher: Johnny, what is one of the most important elements we use?
Johnny: The element of surprise!

Joke by Johnny T., San Francisco, Calif.
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A book never written: “How to Drive a Train” by N.G. Neer.

Joke by Nicholas W., Greenfield, Wis.
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Fred: Which famous person do you get when you make a wreath out of $100 bills?
Joe: This one is a toughy.
Fred: Aretha Franklin!

Joke by Kevin V., Monrovia, Calif.
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A book never written: “How to Identify Your Cattle” by Brandon Steers.

Joke by Tommy K., West Lafayette, Ind.
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Tom Swiftie: "I can't find my pet snake!" Tom hissed.

Joke by Walter G., San Francisco, Calif.
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Boy: Dad, what are those holes in the wood?
Dad: Knotholes.
Boy: But if they’re not holes, what are they?

Joke by Joshua H., San Diego, Calif.
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Daffynition: Paradox—Two physicians.

Joke by Josh K., Lexington, Mass.
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Bob: What do you call a prison for night birds?

Joe: I have no clue.

Bob: OWLcatraz!

Bob: Who is OWLcatraz’s most famous prisoner?

Joe: Who?

Bob: OWL Capone!

Joke by Adam D., Spring Valley, Calif.
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