Peter: What scary Scottish beast always rings your doorbell?
Elaine: What?
Peter: The Knock Less Monster.
Joke submitted by Trevor W., Lewistown, Pa.
Peter: What scary Scottish beast always rings your doorbell?
Elaine: What?
Peter: The Knock Less Monster.
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Cool joke. He’s knocked at my door before. JK 🙂
Good joke!
Hey it would of been better if it was the monster that never knocked on your door.
this is a good joke
yea it woulda been better if it never knocked at ur door i agree
if that happens “loch” your door.
🙂 🙂
cool
funny! i like the lochness monster, and i also like your joke.