6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

Barry: What is the best thing to put in chocolate cake?

Larry: What?

Barry: Your teeth.

Joke by Paul R., Fremont, Calif.
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Rick: What’s the first thing a farmer plants in his garden?

Mick: What?

Rick: His foot.

Joke by Brian P., Aiea, Hawaii
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Seth: Why did the traffic light turn red?

Beth: Why?

Seth: You would turn red too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

Joke by Corey A., Midland, Mich.
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Tom Swiftie: “You’re not working for my business anymore,” Tom fired.

Joke by Brian C., Snohomish,Wash.
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Gill: If a gown is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Jill: What?

Gill: Silverware.

Joke by Stephen W., Marietta, Ga.
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Teacher: Johnny, please use the words “deduct,” “defense” and “detail” in a sentence.

Johnny: Yes ma’am. “Deduct jumped over defense, dehead before detail.”

, Phoenix, Ariz.
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Son: I can’t go to school today. I don’t feel well.

Father: Where don’t you feel well?

Son: In school!

Joke by Rehan M., Houston, Tex.
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Rudy: What do you get when you cross a caterpillar with a parrot?

Judy: What?

Rudy: A walkie-talkie.

Joke by Frank K., Palm Harbor, Fla.
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Ron: Where do books sleep?

John: Where?

Ron: Under their covers.

Joke by John P., Malverne, N.Y.
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A book never written: “Spicy Foods” by Hal A. Penyo

Joke by Josh G., Portland, Ore.
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A book never written: “A Guide to Exotic Cars” by Iona Ferrari.

Joke by Nick R., Pittsburgh, Pa
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A monastery is in financial trouble, so it goes into the fish-and-chips business to raise money. One night a customer knocks on its door. A monk answers. The customer asks, “Are you the fish friar?”

“No,” he replies. “I’m the chip monk.”

Joke by Max H., Clearwater, Fla.
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A book never written: “Rock and Roll” by Nick El’back.

Joke by Brian S., East Bridgewater, Mass.
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Peter: What is the banana’s favorite game show?

Elaine: What?

Peter: “Peel or No Peel.”

Joke by Peter O., Westlake, Ohio
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Kyle: What do you get when you combine bacon with a beagle?

Dad: That’s easy. A bagel.

Kyle: No. You get a happy dog.

Joke by Kyle P., Powell, Tenn.
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A book never written: “I Didn’t Do It!” by Gil T. Mann.

Joke by Chris C., Presque Isle, Me.
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Zach: What do you get when you cross Darth Vader with an elephant?

Jack: What?

Zach: An elevator!

Joke by Zach W., Orleans, Ind.
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I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.

Joke by Drew L., Troy, Ohio
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A book never written: “The Future of the Human Race” by Ann Sesstor.

Joke by Reilly S., Moorhead, Minn.
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Bennett: Why did the pizza guy ask for his paycheck early?

Janet: Why?

Bennett: Because he kneaded the dough!

Joke by Bennett T., Alpharetta, Ga.
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Joshua: What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Belia: What?

Joshua: Bamboo.

Joke by Joshua T., Cheltenham, Pa.
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A book never written: “My Choice” by U. D. Side.

, Oklahoma City, Okla.
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First astronaut: We’re going faster than the speed of sound!

Second astronaut: What did you say?

Joke by Barry C., Falmouth, Mass.
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Nathan: What’s a shark’s favorite sandwich?
Natalie: What?
Nathan: P.B. and jellyfish!

Joke by Nathan M., Republic, Mo.
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Jon: What did the fungus say to the algae?

Don: What?

Jon: “I’m lichen you.”

Joke by Jon F., Old Tappan, N.J.
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