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A book never written: “How to Be Precise” by Maura Less.



 

Joke by Lizzie B., Austin, Tex.
2 comments

Teacher: If you had 13 apples, 12 grapes, 3 pineapples and 3 strawberries, what would you have?
Billy: A delicious fruit salad.

Joke by Harry B., Longmeadow, Mass.
4 comments

David: When do cold germs celebrate a victory?

Sal: When?

David: When they bring a man to his sneeze!

Joke by David D., Delafield, Wis.
8 comments

Billy: What do you get when you cross a hummingbird and a doorbell?

Joel: What?

Billy: A humdinger.

Joke by Josh N., Napoleon, Ohio
10 comments

Brandon: What is the definition of a goose?

Kaleb: What?

Brandon: An animal that grows down as it grows up!

Joke by Brandon R., Morganton, N.C.
5 comments

A book never written: “How to Reduce Your Hours of Sleep” by C. Esta.

Joke by Jason X., Fair Lawn, N.J.
7 comments

Seth: What happened when the owl lost its voice?

Michael: I don’t know. What?

Seth: It didn’t give a hoot!



 

Joke by Kaleb R., Morganton, N.C.
1 comments

A book never written: “The Unfortunate Fate of William Tell’s Other Son” by Miss Tisapple.

Joke by Keith K., Overland Park, Kan.
4 comments

Luke: What did the shovel say to the dirt?

Kathleen: What?

Luke: “I really dig you!”

Joke by Luke C., Martinsville, Ind.
2 comments

Mary: What did the skeleton say after it served dinner?

Jo: What?

Mary: “BONE appetit!”



 

Joke by Mary Jo B., Canton, Ga.
2 comments

A book never written: “How to Talk Like Yoda” by Ajedi I. Am.



 

Joke by Charlie B., Culpeper, Va.
1 comments

Jenny: Knock, knock.

Steve: Who’s there?

Jenny: Water.

Steve: Water, who?

Jenny: Water you waiting for? Open up!

Joke by Sebastian B., Beaverton, Ore.
1 comments

A book never written: “How to Fix Your Car” by Reed Emanuel.



 

Joke by Forest D., Huntsville, Ala.
2 comments

Jeff: What do you get when you cross Albert Einstein with a paintbrush?

Josh: I don’t know. What?

Jeff: A stroke of genius!

Joke by Nikhil S., Bellaire, Tex.
2 comments

A book never written: “A Hiking Nightmare” by Dee Hydrated, illustrated by Phillip Nalgene.

Joke by Ryan C., Fairfax Station, Va.
0 comments

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, sometimes I think there are two of me!

Doctor: Good, then you can both pay bills on the way out.

Joke by Ryan F., Salinas, Calif.
3 comments

Tim: Did you know Santa had only eight reindeer last Christmas?

Jim: Huh?

Tim: Comet stayed home to clean the sink.

, Merriam, Kan.
4 comments

A book never written: “I’m Not Worried” by Perry Noid.

Joke by Zack L., Charlotte, N.C.
1 comments

Josiah: Knock, knock.

Jedidiah: Who’s there?

Josiah: Goliath.

Jedidiah: Goliath, who?

Josiah: I need to Goliath down. I feel sick!

Joke by Josiah N., Fairfax, Va.
2 comments

A book never written: “How to Make Your Marriage Succeed” by Henry VIII.



 

Joke by Forrest B., Cumberland, R.I.
4 comments

In a Christian school’s cafeteria, there was a pile of apples on the table with a note reading: “Take one only. God is watching.”

At the other end of the table, there was a pile of cookies with a note put there by one of the students: “Take all you want! God is watching the apples.”

Joke by David B., Tavernier, Fla.
88 comments

Daffynition: Information—How geese fy.



 

Joke by Patrick J., State College, Pa.
7 comments

A book never written: “The Color of Eggs” by Summer Brown.



 

Joke by Kevin D., Goshen, N.Y.
3 comments

Jake: Why did the lady put lipstick on her forehead?

Blake: Why?

Jake: She was trying to make up her mind.

Joke by Jake C., Farmington, Utah
3 comments

Tom Swiftie: “This must be an aerobics class,” Tom worked out.

Joke by Lexus D., Eugene, Ore.
2 comments

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