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Owen: What’s the difference between a banjo and an onion?

Buck: What?

Owen: Nobody cries when you cut up a banjo.

Joke by Owen R., Huntington, Vt.
3 comments

Patient: What did you do before you became a dentist?

Dentist: I was in the Army.

Patient: What did you do in the Army?

Dentist: I was a drill sergeant.

Joke by Dan H., Conshohocken, Pa.
6 comments

Daffynition: Toboggan—Why people go to auctions.

Joke by Damien T.V., Olathe, Kan
3 comments

Josh: Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field?

Phil: Why?

Josh: He wanted to raise mashed potatoes.

, Hoschton, Ga.
3 comments

A book never written: “The Star- Spangled Banner” by Jose Kanusee.

Joke by Jason F., Hillsborough, N.J.
3 comments

Pedro: What did Darth Vader say to the emperor at the auction?

Chasen: What?

Pedro: “What is thy bidding, my master?

Joke by Chasen T., Pearblossom, Calif.
6 comments

Robert: What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?

John: I don’t know.

Robert: Tea-shirts.

Joke by John D., Richmond, Va.
2 comments

A book never written: “Hot Rods” by Minnie Van.

Joke by Jake A., Willmar, MINN.
3 comments

Dylan: What did the horse say when it fell?

Bob: What?

Dylan: “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up!”



 

Joke by Dylan H., Salt Lake City, Utah
5 comments

Justin: Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

Dustin: Why?

Justin: To get to the other tide!

Joke by Joe R., Saint Charles, Mo.
6 comments

Santa: Knock, knock.

Elf: Who’s there?

Santa: Olive.

Elf: Olive, who?

Santa: Olive the other reindeer.

Joke by Joe R., Saint Charles, Mo.
3 comments

Josh: What does Jack Frost like best about school?

John: What?

Josh: Snow and tell.



 

Joke by Joshua S., Lafayette, Ind.
5 comments

Dylan: What did the horse say when it fell?

Bob: What?

Dylan: “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up!”



 

Joke by Dylan H., Salt Lake City, Utah
0 comments

Jared: Knock, knock.

Joe: Who’s there?

Jared: Diesel.

Joe: Diesel, who?

Jared: Diesel be your last chance to open the door!

Joke by Jared R., Garrison, Mont.
3 comments

Lane: What kind of house weighs the least?

Jane: What?

Lane: A lighthouse.

Joke by Ryan B., Hicksville, Ohio
1 comments

Brandon: What weighs four tons and wears glass slippers?

Bradley: What?

Brandon: Cinderelephant.

Joke by Brandon D., Allen, Tex.
0 comments

Keith: What’s a good time for Santa to come down the chimney?

Karen: What?

Keith: Anytime!

Joke by Keith G., Forestdale, Mass.
2 comments

A book never written: “The Evils of Pasta” by Mac A. Roni.

Joke by Cory A., Somers, Conn.
2 comments

Jim: What did the polar bear say to the caribou?
Tim: What?
Jim: “You must weigh a tundra!”

Joke by James P., Mechanicsville, Va.
2 comments

Clay: What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of an airplane?

Ray: What?

Clay: “Meeeeeee!”

, Plano, Tex.
4 comments

Weston: If two’s company and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?

Austin: What?

Weston: Nine.

Joke by Weston L., Brookfield, Wis.
3 comments

Joe: What nationality is Santa Claus?

Moe: What?

Joe: North Polish.

Joke by Joe B., Huntersville, N.C.
3 comments

A book never written: “Too Close to the Fire” by Rose E. Cheeks.

Joke by Johnathon B., Troy, Mich.
2 comments

Justin: Knock, knock.

Colton: Who’s there?

Justin: Freeze.

Colton: Freeze, who?

Justin: Freeze a jolly good fellow…

Joke by Justin O., Pickerington, Ohio.
3 comments

Rebecca: Knock, knock.

Alex: Who’s there?

Rebecca: Anita.

Alex: Anita, who?

Rebecca: Anita another knock-knock joke. I’m all out.

Joke by Alex S., Atkinson, N.H.
3 comments

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