6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

A book never written: “Let’s Go Hiking!” by Iva Blister.

Joke by Thomas C., Indian Head Park, Ill.
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Teacher: Johnny, define claustrophobia.

Johnny: Fear of Santa Claus?

Joke by Ronesha M., Allen, Tex.
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Monica: Where did your mom go for her vacation?

Josh: Alaska.

Monica: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself.

Joke by Henry C., Forest Hills, N.Y.
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Matt: What did the shovel say to the hoe?

Nat: What?

Matt: “Hi, hoe!”

Joke by Ching S. C., Bayside, N.Y.
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Pedro: I rearranged my bedroom furniture so now I can lie on my bed and watch the sun rise.

Ordep: Big deal. I can sit on my couch and watch the kitchen sink.

Joke by Wesley C., Deerfield, Mo.
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Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas.

Luke: How do you know?

Darth Vader: I can feel your presence.

Joke by Mark R., Barrington, R.I.
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Riddler: What do you call a tree with no limbs or trunk?
Batman: I don’t know. I’m stumped.
Riddler: Correct!

Joke by Alex D., Roswell, Ga.
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Johnny: Does Europe have a 4th of July?

Josh: No.

Johnny: Yes, it does. It comes right after the 3rd of July.

Joke by Jude P. D., Rayne, La.
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John: What’s the best thing to give your parents for Christmas?

Ron: What?

John: A list of everything you want.

Joke by John C., Kiev, Ukraine.
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Kenny: Knock, knock.

Jenny: Who’s there?

Kenny: Little old lady.

Jenny: Little old lady, who?

Kenny: I didn’t know you could yodel!

Joke by Kenny T., Itasca, Ill.
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A motorist whose car got bogged down in a muddy road paid a farmer $5 to pull him out with his tractor. “At those prices, I’d think you’d be pulling people out of the mud night and day,” the motorist said. “Can’t,” replied the farmer. “At night I haul water for the hole.”

Joke by Morgan C., Salt Lake City, Utah
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“Want to see a picture of my aunt?” Joe asks. “Sure,” Bill says. So Joe takes out a picture.

Bill says, “What are you talking about? That’s not your aunt! It’s a picture of a fish!”

“No, it’s my aunt,” Joe says. “Aunt Chovy.”

Joke by Matthew D., North Potomac, Md.
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Don: Knock, knock.

Jon: Who’s there?

Don: Wilma.

Jon: Wilma,who?

Don: Wilma supper be ready pretty soon?

Joke by Ryan M., Oberlin, Kan.
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A book never written: “I Hate Crackers” by Chad R. Cheese.

Joke by Steven B. III, Springfield, Mo.
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Jon: What’s the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot’s father?

Tom: What?

Jon: One’s a pop fly. The other’s a fly pop.

Joke by Jon W., Stroudsburg, Pa.
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Adam: Knock, knock.

Seth: Who’s there?

Adam: Doris.

Seth: Doris, who?

Adam: Doris locked, that’s why I knocked.

Joke by Adam S., Thousand Oaks, Calif.
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Mom No. 1: How do you get your sleepy-head son up in the morning?

Mom No. 2: I just put the cat on the bed.

Mom No. 1: How does that help?

Mom No. 2: The dog’s already there.

Joke by Stephen C., Salem,Va.
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Joe: Knock, knock.

Bo: Who’s there?

Joe: Stan.

Bo: Stan, who?

Joe: Stan back, I’m gonna break the door down!

Joke by Joseph G., Acton, Mass.
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Danny: My mom’s cooking is terrible.

Sammy: How bad is it?

Danny: It’s so bad,we have holes in our screen door so the flies can get out.

Joke by Danny S., Zanesville, Ohio.
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Teacher: What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware?

Johnny: “Get in the boat, men!”

Joke by Jon M., Central Point, Ore.
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A book never written: “I Love Autumn” by Ray Cleves.

Joke by Joe L., Beaver, Pa.
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David: Hear about the dog that liked to eat garlic?

Jake: No.

David: Its bark was worse than its bite!

Joke by David L., Greenbelt, Md.
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Bob: Wanna hear a story about a cattle roundup?

Joe: Nope. If you’ve herd one, you’ve herd ’em all.

Joke by Brett G., Grayson, Ga.
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Maurice: Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?

Denise: Where?

Maurice: The bobber shop.