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A police recruit was taking his final exam when his instructor asked him, “What do you do if you have to arrest your own mother in-law?”

The cadet thought for a moment and then said, “Call for backup!”

Joke by Michael S., Willis, Tex.
3 comments

Ted: What do you call a slow skier?

Tyler: What?

Ted: A slopepoke.

Joke by Nathan H., Austin, Tex.
1 comments

A book never written: “Dental Examination” by Hope N. Wide.

Joke by John T., Lusby, Md.
2 comments

Pedro: What has a jolly laugh, brings you presents and scratches up your furniture?

Ordep: Beats me. What?

Pedro: Santa Claws.

Joke by Will M., Big Canoe, Ga.
0 comments

Gerry: What kind of bugs live in clocks?

Harry: I don’t know.

Gerry: Ticks!

Joke by Gerald F., Hartford, S.D.
2 comments

A book never written: “Sightseeing in Western Kansas” by I.C. Farr.

Joke by Zachary R., Fort Leavenworth, Kan.
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Colin: Knock, knock.

Caleb: Who’s there?

Colin: Lettuce.

Caleb: Lettuce, who?

Colin: Lettuce in! It’s cold out here!

Joke by Colin M., Garland, Tex.
3 comments

Nick: What do you get when you cross a magician and a camera?

Rick: I dunno. What?

Nick: Hocus focus!

Joke by Nick T., Matawan, N.J.
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A book never written: “Raising Kids” by Bill E. Goat.

Joke by Samantha H., Washington, Ill.
3 comments

Patient: Doctor! Doctor! I think I swallowed a camera!

Doctor: Come back next week and we’ll see what develops.

Joke by Joseph D., New Hyde Park, N.Y.
1 comments

Jon: Why was baby Superman the only kid at the playground?
Don: Uh...I dunno.
Jon: The sign said SUPERVISION REQUIRED.

Joke by Helen S., Waterford, Conn.
3 comments

A book never written: “Running Out of Gas” by M.T. Tank.

Joke by Will M., Houston, Tex.
2 comments

Two snakes were sitting on a rock.

The first snake asked the other snake, “Are we poisonous?”

The other snake replied, “Why?”

“Because I just bit my tongue!”

Joke by Brandon F., Emmaus, Pa.
5 comments

Carlo: Why did Mrs. Crow have such a huge phone bill?

Carla: Why?

Carlo: She made too many long-distance caws.

Joke by Carlo G., San Antonio, Tex.
0 comments

A book never written: “Conquer Your Fears” by Fred E. Cat.

Joke by Sam B., Hingham, Mass.
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Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far away called his brother and told him, “Do something nice for Dad and send me the bill.” Later, he got a bill for $200, which he paid. The next month, he got another bill for $200, which he also paid, figuring it was some incidental expense. Bills for $200 kept arriving every month, and finally the man called his brother again to find out what was going on. “You said to do something nice for Dad,” said the brother. “So I rented him a tuxedo.”

Joke by Matthew J., Amory, Miss.
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Rinky: Did you hear that NASA’s planning to put 500 cows into orbit?

Dinky: Yeah, it’ll be the herd shot ’round the world.

Joke by John R. M.
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A book never written: “How to Be Patient” by Izzy Dunyet.

Joke by David G., Arvada, Colo.
0 comments

John: Knock knock!

Joe: Who’s there?

John: Yule!

Joe: Yule, who?

John: Yule never know until you open the door!

Joke by Joe K., Santa Clara, Calif.
2 comments

Will: Where do snowmen keep their money?

Bill: Beats me.

Will: In a snow bank.

Joke by Will M., Big Canoe, Ga.
0 comments

A book never written: “The Perfect Football Season” by Owen Sixteen.

Joke by Joseph S., Gettysburg, Pa.
3 comments

Moe: What are you going to give your little brother for Christmas this year?

Joe: I haven’t decided yet.

Moe: What did you give him last year?

Joe: The measles.

Joke by Suzan L. W., Spring Hill, Fla.
1 comments

Greg: Which Star Wars character travels around the world?

Craig: Who?

Greg: Globi-wan Kenobi!

Joke by Greg A., Aromas, Calif.
3 comments

Tom Swiftie: “Help me reel in this fish!” Tom wailed.

Joke by Sean K., Salem, N.H.
1 comments

Josh: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?

Mark: Dunno. Why?

Josh: Because he had low elf esteem!

Joke by Dan H., Conshohocken, Pa.
1 comments

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