6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

Rob: What kind of cheese do basketball players like?

Bob: What?

Rob: Swish cheese!

Joke by Daniel T., Batavia, Ohio.
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Joker: How is 5+5=11 like your left foot?
Batman: How?
Joker: Because it’s not right!

Joke by Rashi G., Chatsworth, Calif.
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Matt: What did Cinderella say when she took her photos to be developed?

Pat: What?

Matt: “Someday my prints will come!”

Joke by Matthew C., East Machias, Me.
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Keith: What happens when you drop a duck egg?

Quent: What?

Keith: It quacks!

Joke by Keith S., Hinckley, Ohio.
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Pee Wee: How is the baby bird like its dad?

Westy: How?

Pee Wee: It’s a chirp off the old block.

Joke by David D., Guyton, Ga.
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Teacher: Why did you eat your homework, Joe?

Joe: Because I don’t have a dog.

Joke by Austin C., Bowie, Md.
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Richard: What is green on the inside, white on the outside and hops?
Sergio: What?
Richard: A frog sandwich!

Joke by Corey B., El Paso, Tex.
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Superboy: Why did Batman and Robin quit going fishing together?
Superman: Why?
Superboy: Because Robin ate all the worms!

Joke by Keersten H., Naperville, Ill.
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Chris: How can you tell a dogwood tree from the others?

Nate: How?

Chris: By its bark.

Joke by Christopher G., Sault Ste. Marie, Mich.
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Mother to son: I’m warning you. If you fall out of that tree and break both your legs, don’t come running to me!

Joke by Jake T., Worcester, Mass.
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John: Why was the broom late?

Don: Why?

John: It overswept.

Joke by Cypress L., Coleta, Calif.
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Jake: What happened to the cat that ate the ball of yarn?

Flake: What?

Jake: It had mittens!

Joke by Jacob V., Scappoose, Ore.
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Elmer: First I got tonsillitis, followed by appendicitis and pneumonia. After that I got poliomyelitis and neuritis. Then they gave me hypodermics and inoculations.

Erwin: Boy, you had a hard time!

Elmer: I’ll say! I thought I’d never pull through that spelling test.

Joke by Nathan S., Bakersfield, Calif.
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Curly: What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails, but can’t see?

Moe: What?

Curly: Three blind mice.

Joke by Dave T., Foresthill, Calif.
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A book never written: “I Hate to Read” by Paige Turner.

Joke by Riley N., Idaho Falls, Idaho
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Roy: What do you call an underwater spy?

Boy: What?

Roy: James Pond.

Joke by Roy G., Fort Belvoir, Va.
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A book never written: “Staying Home With a Cold” by Fay King.

Joke by Nirmal D., Shrewsbury, MASS.
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Chris: Why is a computer so smart?

Mom: It listens to its motherboard.

Joke by Christopher W., Gladwyne, Pa.
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A book never written: “Tragedy at the Grand Canyon” by Eileen Dover.

Joke by Rocky A., Sykesville, MD.
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Roman: What did the closet shelf say to the hat?

Max: What?

Roman: I’ll stay here while you go on ahead.

Joke by Roman D., Aurora, Ore.
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Gerald: Which spider wrote a dictionary?

Harold: Which?

Gerald: Webster.

Joke by Gerald F., Hartford, S.D.
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A book never written: “How to Shoot a B.B. Gun” by Rick O’Shay.

Joke by Dakota R., Clifford, Mich.
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Mathew: Knock, knock.

Eric: Who’s there?

Mathew: Canoe.

Eric: Canoe, who?

Mathew: Canoe help me with my homework?

Joke by Stephen P., Round Rock, Tex.
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Red: What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Fred: I don’t know.

Red: Beef jerky.