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Andy: What’s the smartest dinosaur?

Randy: I don’t know, what?

Andy: The Thesaurus.

Joke by Will E. M. Jr., Big Canoe, Ga.
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A country boy goes off to college. His father phones to see how he’s doing.

“I’m going great in algebra,” the son says.

“Say something in algebra,” the father says.

“Pi R squared.”

“What?!” says the father. “Everybody knows that cornbread is square. Pies are round.”

Joke by Levi S., Sebastian, Fla.
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Sam: What do you give a seasick elephant?

Pam: What?

Sam: Lots of room!

Joke by Sam S., Birmingham, Ala.
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Two antennae met on a roof, fell in love and got married. Their wedding ceremony wasn’t fancy. The reception, however, was excellent.

Joke by Travis R. G.
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Ned: Knock Knock.

Ted: Who’s there?

Ned: Donut.

Ted: Donut, who?

Ned: Please donut bother me now. I’m busy.

Joke by Nick R. M., San Antonio, Tex.
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Boss: I’ll pay you $8 an hour to sweep out my store. In three months, I’ll raise that to $10 an hour. When can you start?

Teenager: In three months.

Joke by Ben Z., Bel Air, MD.
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Dink: Knock, knock.

Duff: Who’s there?

Dink: Who.

Duff: Who, who?

Dink: I didn’t know you spoke owl!

Joke by David T., Fort Myers, Fla
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Kory: I’ll never get on that store escalator again.

Rory: What happened?

Kory: About halfway up I tripped, and I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half!

Joke by Kory C. S., Lewiston, Idaho
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Chubb: How do you cut the sea in half?

Westy: Tell me.

Chubb: With a seasaw!

Joke by Scott W., South Jordan, Utah
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News report: Last week, a burglar broke into the local police station and stole all the bathroom fixtures. An investigation is under way, but in the meantime, police have nothing to go on.

Joke by Will E. M. Jr., Big Canoe, Ga.
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Tenderfoot Scout: What has 20 legs, is 18 feet tall and has 13 heads?

Second Class Scout: I don’t know.

Tenderfoot Scout: I don’t know either, but it’s snarling and drooling right outside our tent!

Joke by Matthew C., Akron, N.Y.
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Bob: What looks like half a melon?

Rob: Dunno. What?

Bob: The other half!

Joke by Robert W. V., Omaha, Neb.
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Riddler: What’s the longest word in the world?
Batman: You’ve got me. What?
Riddler: Smiles — because there’s a mile between the two s’s.

Joke by Brian H., Dille, W.Va.
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Ted: Playing golf is bad for your brain.

Ned: What makes you say that?

Ted: I just heard a golfer say he had four strokes on the first hole!

Joke by Howard W., Spring Hill, Fla.
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Jill: How do you make a hotdog stand?

Jojo: Dunno.

Jill: Take its chair!

Joke by Joshua N., Napoleon, Ohio
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A book never written: “Please Pass the Ketchup” by Mae O. Nays.

Joke by Tony E., Needham, Mass.
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Jim: Knock, knock.

Tim: Who’s there?

Jim: Uno.

Tim: Uno, who?

Jim: Uno Spanish?

Joke by James T., Lansing, Mich.
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Son: What’s 5-Q plus 5-Q?

Dad: Ten-Q.

Son: You’re welcome.

Joke by Daniel F., Naples, Italy
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First farmer: Why is that old hen eatin’ tacks?

Second farmer: Maybe it’s gonna lay a carpet!

Joke by Greg C., Menomonie, Wis.
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Eric: Knock, Knock.

Holden: Who’s there?

Eric: Adore.

Holden: Adore, who?

Eric: Adore is between us.

Eric: Knock, knock.

Holden: Who’s there?

Eric: Abbot.

Holden: Abbot, who?

Eric: Abbot you open this door?

Eric: Knock, knock.

Holden: Who’s there?

Eric: Ben Hur.

Holden: Ben Hur, who?

Eric: Ben Hur waiting 10 minutes for you to get the door already.

Eric: Knock, knock.

Holden: Who’s there?

Eric: Al.

Holden: Al, who?

Eric: Al stop all the knocking if you just let me in!

Joke by Brendan A., Shelbyville, Ind.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: “Hmmm, what’s another word for thesaurus?”

Joke by Dustin S., Chesapeake, Va.
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A book never written: “The Rules of Wrestling” by Sue Moe.

Joke by Sean C., San Marino, CA
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First Class Scout: This year at camp, I haven’t slept in days.

Tenderfoot Scout: How come?

First Class Scout: Dunno about you, but I sleep only at night!

Joke by Scott W., South Jordan, Utah
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Dink: What do Attila the Hun and Kermit the Frog have in common?

Duff: What?

Dink: They share the same middle name.

Joke by Will E. M., Big Canoe, Ga.
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Dan: Knock, knock.

Kody: Who’s there?

Dan: Fire!

Kody: Fire, who?

Dan: Fire you standing there? Quick! Get an extinguisher!

Joke by Daniel M. C., Livermore, Calif.
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