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Bill: What can you say about a horrible mummy joke?

Bob: What?

Bill: It Sphinx!

Joke by Eric H., San Diego, Calif.
6 comments

Daffynition: Babysitter—somebody you hire to clean out your refrigerator.

Joke by Brendan A., Shelbyville, Ind.
5 comments

Onboard a naval ship, the sailors were turning in their food trays with everything eaten but the bread. This upset the mess officer who had baked the bread. When he asked if there was something wrong with the bread, some sailors said it was too hard. The officer would have none of that.

“If Columbus had had that bread,” he said, “he and his crew would’ve eaten every crumb.”

“Yessir,” one sailor piped up, “but that’s because this bread was far fresher back then!”

Joke by Nathaniel J. R., Statesville, N.C.
21 comments

Dad: Why don’t you fix the roof?

Son: It’s raining.

Dad: Then fix it on a sunny day.

Son: But on a sunny day the roof doesn’t leak!

Joke by Alex D., Taneytown, Md.
3 comments

Steven: Which insect can tell time?

Ethan: I wouldn’t know.

Steven: A clockroach!

Joke by Steven H., Columbus, Ga.
0 comments

James: Knock, Knock.

Jenny: Who’s there?

James: Butcher.

Jenny: Butcher, who?

James: Butcher arms around me and give me a big hug!

Joke by James R., Strongsville, Ohio
1 comments

Jack: What’s the name of the fastest dinosaur?

Jill: I haven’t a clue. What?

Jack: Prontosaurus.

Joke by Joseph M., Akron, Ohio
1 comments

Tom Swiftie: “On guard!” Tom said pointedly.

Joke by Scott G., San Jacinto, Calif.
0 comments

Johnny’s father: Let me see your report card.

Johnny: I don’t have it.

Johnny’s father: Why not?

Johnny: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.

Joke by Tyler H., Blacklick, Ohio
71 comments

Tom: What’s a ghost’s favorite room?

Jerry: I dunno.

Tom: The living room!

Joke by Steven G., Virginia Beach, Va.
5 comments

Tom Swiftie: “As soon as the rain stops, we’ll break camp,” Tom said intently.

Joke by Thomas A. P., Roseville, Calif.
0 comments

George: Why was the mummy found with no riches?

Bob: I don’t know—why?

George: He lost them in a pyramid scheme!

Joke by Andy D., Elk Grove, Calif.
1 comments

Dink: What can’t you eat for breakfast?

Duff: Uh…um…tell me.

Dink: Lunch and dinner!

Joke by Nathan H., Franklinville, N.Y.
1 comments

A book never written: “Aches and Pains” by Charlie Horse.  

Joke by Nathan S. Z., Lovell, ME
0 comments

Sam: Why did the apple turnover?

Jackie: I don’t know. Why?

Sam: Because it saw the jellyroll.

Joke by Samuel K. E., Coweta, Okla.
1 comments

Mike: Have you heard the joke about the bed?

Spike: No, I guess not.

Mike: Of course you haven’t. It hasn’t been made up yet!

Joke by Michael W., Broomfield, Colo.
1 comments

Nathan: Did you hear about the skunk that went to church?

Ned: No. What happened?

Nathan: It had its own pew.

Joke by Nathan H., Farmington, N.M.
0 comments

Dan: What’s brown and lives in a bell tower?

Ann: I have no idea.

Dan: The Lunchbag of Notre Dame.

Joke by Daniel F., Naples, Italy
0 comments

Andy: What’s broken as soon as you say it?

Sandy: I have no earthly idea.

Andy: Silence.

Joke by Andy W., West Chester, Pa.
1 comments

Tom Swiftie: “I love to try exotic spices,” Tom said gingerly.

Joke by Stephen M., Ridgefield, Wash.
0 comments

Teacher: Johnny, what comes after “O”?

Johnny: “Yeah!”

Joke by Sam S., Birmingham, Ala.
1 comments

Teacher: Johnny, please use the word “minor” in a sentence.

Johnny: Yes, ma’am. “Jill’s books are over there. Minor over here.”

Joke by Michael B., McPherson, Kan.
1 comments

Tom Swiftie: “I’m tired of writing thank you cards,” Tom noted sincerely.

Joke by Nick R., Lockport, Ill.
2 comments

A young boy felt bad after he accidentally let the neighbor’s cat get loose. After two weeks, the missing cat seemed to be gone for good.

“I’m very sorry,” the boy told the neighbor.

“I’d like to replace it for you.”

“O.K.,” the neighbor said. “How good are you at catching mice?”

Joke by Tyler R., Medina, Ohio
1 comments

Alex: What’s black and white and red all over?

Erik: No idea. What?

Alex: A penguin holding its breath.

Joke by Alex E., Newberry, S.C.
0 comments

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