6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

Ted: Knock, knock.

Tom: Who’s there?

Ted: Who.

Tom: Who, who?

Ted: There an echo in here?

Joke by Timothy R., Torrance, Calif.
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Evan: What did the cat say when the mouse got away?

Stefan: What?

Evan: “You’ve got to be kitten me!”

Joke by Evan L., Perrysburg, Ohio.
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A book never written: “We’ve Got to Stop Meeting Like This” by Ron DeVoo.

Joke by Richard S. F., Aurora, Colo.
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A group of hikers was being led through the wilderness by a guide. On the third day the hikers got the feeling they’d been traveling around in circles. “I think we’re lost,” one hiker complained. “And you said you were the best guide in the United States!”

“I am,” the guide answered, “but I think we may be in Canada.”

Joke by Josh Y., Lake Forest, Ill.
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John:What did Baby corn say to Mama corn?

Don:What?

John:Where’s Popcorn?

Joke by John C. S., Versailles, Ky.
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Tom Swiftie: “Catch that dog!” Tom panted.

Joke by Taylor J. P., Norcross, Ga.
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Tenderfoot Scout: What kind of tree is that?

Eagle Scout: A footfir.

Tenderfoot Scout: What’s a footfir?

Eagle Scout: To walk with!

Joke by Joe S., Niles, Mich.
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Brandon: What do you get when you cross a porcupine and a turtle?

Landon:What?

Brandon: A slow poke.

Joke by Brandon J. G., Turkey, N.C.
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A book never written: “Learn Your Numbers” by A. B. Seas.

Joke by Ross P., Knoxville,Tenn.
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Matt:When do you go through red and stop at green?

Nat:When?

Matt:When you’re eating a watermelon!

Joke by Matthew N., Lafayette, Ind.
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A book never written: “Words Fail Me” by Dick Shunary.

Joke by Matt S., North Olmsted, Ohio.
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Game warden: Didn’t you see the no-fishing sign, son?

Boy: I’m not fishing, sir. I’m teaching these worms how to swim!

Joke by Josh Y., Lake Forest, Ill.
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Ralph:Why was the man fired from the orange juice factory?

Mike:Why?

Ralph: He couldn’t concentrate.

Joke by Courtland T., Gresham, Ore.
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A book never written: “Know Your Pasta” by Liz Onya.

Joke by Dustin L., Reading , Pa.
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Luke: Why is everyone tired on April 1?

Larry: You got me. Why?

Luke: Because they just fi nished a 31-day March!

Joke by Luke B., Finleyville, Pa.
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Patient: Doctor! Doctor! I swallowed my harmonica!

Doctor: Lucky you weren’t playing the piano.

Joke by Jordan K., Spring Grove, Ill.
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A book never written: “Sunday Services” by Neil Downe.

Joke by Michael J. B., Varysburg, N.Y.
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Tom: If you get 10 female pigs and 10 male deer, what do you have?

Ron: What?

Tom: Ten sows and bucks.

Joke by Casper H., Eureka, Calif.
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Teacher: Johnny, what are the last words of “The Star-Spangled Banner”?

Johnny:“Play ball”?

Joke by Nate C., Ipswich, Mass.
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A book never written: “Don’t Be Afraid of Scary Campfire Stories” by Nell Biter.

Joke by Tyler K., Goshen, Ky.
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Brandon: I was wondering how my feet smell without any noses.
Matt: The same as your nose runs without any feet.

Joke by Matthew F., Sussex, N.J.
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Tyler: How do fireflies start a race?

Ted: I don’t know. How?

Tyler: “On your mark. Get set. Glow!”

Joke by Tyler S., Ferndale, Mich.
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Tom Swiftie: “Do you like goldfish?” Tom asked coyly.

Joke by Maxwell D., Aurora, Ore.
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A duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk, “Do you sell Chapstick?”

“Sure,” says the clerk.

“I’ll take some,” says the duck. “Just put it on my bill.”

Joke by Zach C., Plainfield, Ill.
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Andy: How many foxes does it take to make a fur coat?

Candy: How many?

Andy: None. Foxes can’t sew.

Joke by Andrew M. H., Timberlake, N.C.
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