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Sean: What did the Scout say when he fixed his bike horn?

Fawn: What?

Sean: Beep repaired.

Joke by Sean O., Boone, Iowa.
1 comments

Charles: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
Ray: Why?
Charles: To make up for his miserable summer.

Joke by Charles S. Jr., Fort Washington, Md.
1 comments

Rita: Knock, knock.

Edna: Who’s there?

Rita: Rita.

Edna: Rita, who?

Rita: Rita book, you might learn something!

Joke by Steve L., Hatfield, Pa.
0 comments

Robert: What does Mother Nature wear under her clothes?

Alex: What?

Robert: Thunderwear.

Joke by Robert B., Ames, Iowa.
1 comments

A book never written: “My Jokes Aren’t Very Funny” by Hal Arious.

Joke by Benjamin J. F., Pataskala, Ohio.
3 comments

Bob: Why did the Scouts whisper while sitting around the campfire?

Rob: Why?

Bob: Their tents were full of sleeping bags!

Joke by Robert L., Wake Forest, N.C.
1 comments

Billy: What tuba can’t you play?

Willie: What?

Billy: A tuba toothpaste.

Joke by Billy M., Hudson, Ohio.
3 comments

Tom Swiftie: “May I have a spaniel for my birthday?” Tom asked doggedly.

Joke by Ian M., Sioux Falls, S.D.
2 comments

Taylor: Knock, knock.

Ryan: Who’s there?

Taylor: Wa.

Ryan: Wa, who?

Taylor: Gee, you’re happy!

Joke by Taylor C., Brunswick, Ga.
0 comments

Fred: What do you call two doctors?

Ted: What?

Fred: Paramedics.

Joke by Alex U., Columbia, Md.
2 comments

Tom Swiftie: “I don’t want to go fishing!” Tom wailed.

Joke by Jarett S., Westminster, Calif.
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Dan: Who’s bigger in the Bigger family—mama Bigger, papa Bigger or baby Bigger?

Scott: Papa Bigger?

Dan: No, baby Bigger, because he’s just a little Bigger.

Joke by James T., Moberly, Mo.
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Buster: What’s a cow’s favorite painting?

Sonya: What?

Buster: The Moona Lisa.

Joke by Sergio H., Humble,Tex.
1 comments

A book never written: “One Hundred Ways to Enjoy School” by Gladys Friday.

Joke by Dakota S., Gower, Mo.
1 comments

Jake: Why did the Boy Scout get so dizzy?

Blake: Why?

Jake: Too many Good Turns.

Joke by Jacob R., Texarkana, Tex.
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Daffynition: Heroes—what a Scout does in a boat.

Joke by Jacob H., Levittown, Pa.
1 comments

Josh: Knock, knock.

Jake: Who’s there?

Josh: Jamaica.

Jake: Jamaica, who?

Josh: Jamaica me crazy with your knock-knock jokes!

Joke by Joshua L. W., Friendship, Wis.
2 comments

Lauren: How does a mama beetle carry her little beetle?

Ryan: How?

Lauren: In a baby buggy.

Joke by Lauren and Ryan P., Overland Park, Kan.
0 comments

A book never written: “Spotting Cars” by Alexis Wentby.

Joke by John O., Westminster, S.C.
0 comments

John: Which won the race to the beach, the big wave or the little wave?

Jim: Neither. In the end they were tide.

Joke by Kevin T., Butler,N.J.
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Doctor: How did you get here so fast?

Patient: Flu.

Joke by Brian N., Moreno Valley, Calif.
0 comments

Tom Swiftie: “May I say the prayer before dinner?” Tom asked gracefully.

Joke by Eric Z., Spokane,Wash.
0 comments

Brandon: Knock, knock.

Brian: Who’s there?

Brandon: Cowsgo.

Brian: Cowsgo, who?

Brandon: Cows don’t go who, they go moo!

Joke by Brandon F., Clintonville, Wis.
0 comments

Teacher: Johnny, use the word “answer” in a sentence.

Johnny: Yes, ma’am. “Help! The answer stinging me!”

Joke by Justin M. H., Springfield, Mo.
0 comments

A book never written: “Scuba Diving Is Perfectly Safe” by Ima Shark.

Joke by Chris M., Darien, Ill.
3 comments

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