6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

A book never written: “How to Iron Shirts” by Manny Wrinkles.

Joke by Cole M., Bruneau, Idaho
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Jon: What do you get when you have two pinion nuts in one hand and one pinion nut in the other?

Ron: Don’t know. What?

Jon: A difference of a pinion!

Joke by Jonathan C. C., Loveland, Colo.
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Bob: Why did the woodpecker go to the gym?

George: I don’t know. Why?

Bob: So he could have nice pecks!

Joke by Corey H., Wisconsin Rapids, Wis.
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A book never written: “Tell Me No Lies” by Polly Graff.

Joke by Austin W., Cincinnati, Ohio
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Adam: Knock, knock.

Arian: Who’s there?

Adam: Artichokes.

Arian: Artichokes, who?

Adam: Artichokes when he eats too fast.

Joke by Adam T., Towaco, N.J.
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Teacher: Did you skip school yesterday and go to the arcade?

Johnny: No, ma’am, and I’ve got the baseball ticket stubs to prove it!

Joke by Andy D., Elk Grove, Calif.
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A book never written: “Keeping Healthy” by Mae Q. Sik.

Joke by Shehan J., Coppell, Tex.
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Ordep: Did you hear about the delivery van loaded with thesauruses that crashed into a taxi?

Pedro: No! What happened?

Ordep: Witnesses were astounded, shocked, taken aback, surprised, startled, dumbfounded, thunderstruck, caught unawares.

Joke by Renato G., Barrington, R.I.
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Barber: Would you like a haircut?

Boy: No, sir. I’d like them all cut.

Joke by Jason C., Glen Cove, N.Y.
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A book never written: “Petty Crimes” by Miss Dee Meanor.

Joke by Zachary W., Plymouth, Ind.
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Daffynition: Information—How Air Force planes fly.

Joke by Billy T., Elizabeth, Colo.
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Dave: What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

Rave: What?

Dave: A headbanger.

Joke by Dave I., Redland Bay, Australia
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A book never written: “If the Shoe Fits” by Cindy Rella.

Joke by Sean B., Bellmore, N.Y.
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A man went to the movies and was surprised to see a woman with a large dog sitting in front of him. What he found even more surprising was that the dog laughed at every funny part in the comedy. “Excuse me,” the man said, “but I think it’s amazing that your dog likes the movie as much as he does.” The woman looked at him and said, “I’m just as surprised as you are. He hated the book!”

Joke by Isaac M., Cloquet, Minn.
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Pat: What does a cannibal eat for breakfast?

Todd: What?

Pat: Scrambled legs!

Joke by Ryan H., Canton, Tex.
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A book never written: “I Hate Florida” by Sandy Beaches.

Joke by Sean M., Aurora, Ill.
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Mom: Jimmy, did you crash on your bike again? You’ve lost a tooth!

Jimmy: I didn’t lose a tooth, Mom. It’s right here in my pocket.

Joke by Mitch B., Ralston, Neb.
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Nathan: What’s the best way to have a good space party?

Ethan: I have no earthly idea.

Nathan: Planet!

Joke by Nathan J. P., Pepper Pike, Ohio
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A book never written: “Springtime Is a Breath of Fresh Air” by Paul Len.

Joke by Anthony P., Las Vegas, Nev.
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Daffyniton: Sweater—something you wear when your mother gets cold.

Joke by Danny L., San Marcos, Calif.
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Chinese proverb: “Never play hide-and-seek with a Peking duck.”

Joke by Kyle K., Rockford, Ill.
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A book never written: “I Hate Nuts” by Al Munds.

Joke by Jacob R., Union City, Calif.
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Pedro: Knock, knock.

Ordep: Who’s there?

Pedro: Isabel.

Ordep: Isabel, who?

Pedro: Isabel broken? I had to knock.

Joke by Nakul S. N., Pleasanton, Calif.
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Anthony: What do you call an ape holding a firecracker?

Cleo: I have no idea.

Anthony: A ba-BOOM!