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Jordan: My teacher says I have to write more clearly.

Mom: That’s a good idea, Jordan.

Jordan: No, it’s not. Then she’ll know I can’t spell.

Joke by Jordan R., Nashville, Tenn.
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You might be a Boy Scout if…

Your backpack weighs more than you do.

Your favorite cologne is mosquito repellent.

Joke by Zach G., Rutherford, N.J.
2 comments

Tom Swiftie: “Watch out for skunks!” Tom said instinctively.

Joke by Ulrik N., Brooklyn, N.Y.
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A young man went to pick up his date for the evening. As they approached his car, he went to the driver’s side and got in without opening the door for her.  “Where is your chivalry?” she asked.  “Oh, I traded it for this Ford.”

Joke by Stephen C., Salem, Va.
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Billy: Where did Tarzan go on vacation?

Ian: Where?

Billy: Hollywood and Vine.

Joke by Thomas S. C., New York, N.Y.
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A book never written: “Gentle Fish” by Barry Koodah.

Joke by Ryan C., Fairfax Station, Va.
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Justin: What do you get when you cross a rhinoceros and a goose?

Jess: Dunno.

Justin: An animal that honks before it runs over you.

Joke by Justin William T., Tulsa, Okla.
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Luke: Last night I had a dream about a muffler.

Larry: Really? What happened?

Luke: I woke up exhausted!

Joke by Steven J. C., Charleston, S.C.
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Tom Swiftie: “Use your own toothbrush!” Tom bristled.

Joke by T.J. H., Pelham, N.Y.
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When asked how he managed to win so many races, the jockey replied that he recited poetry to his horses.  “Really? What’s the poem?” asked the reporter.  The jockey replied: “Roses are red, violets are blue, horses that lose soon become glue.”

Joke by Gabriel A. C., Ypsilanti, Mich.
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Lynn: What do a plum and an elephant have in common?

Lane: Search me. What?

Lynn: They’re both purple…except for the elephant.

Joke by Lynn T., Kearney, Neb.
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A book never written: “I Love Casinos” by M. T. Pockets.

Joke by Mark L. S., Wethersfield, Conn.
1 comments

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I keep imagining I’m Mozart.

Doctor: I’ll be with you in a minuet.

Joke by T.J. H., Pelham, N.Y.
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Mike: What did the principal say to the winning student?

Ike: I have no idea. What?

Mike: “You’re honor roll!”

Joke by Michael S., Glassboro, N.J.
4 comments

A book never written: “Exploring the Ocean’s Depths” by Sandy Bottom.

Joke by Ryan C., Fairfax Station, Va.
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Greg: Knock, knock.

Eric: Who’s there?

Greg: Achoo!

Eric: Achoo, who?

Greg: Achoo-choo train just went by.

Joke by Jacob N., Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio
8 comments

Two Eskimos got colder and colder in their kayak.  For warmth, they built a fire.  The blaze burned a hole in the hull.  They sank, proving you can’t have your kayak and heat it, too.

Joke by Dale K., Spokane, Wash.
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A book never written: “Down on the Farm” by Mike Howe.

Joke by Sean S., Florissant, Mo
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A boy read a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free French fries. 

“Sounds great,” said the health-conscious boy. He ordered some. 

He watched as the cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer. The potatoes were dripping with oil when the cook put them into the container. 

“Wait a minute,” the boy said. “Those don’t look fat-free.” 

“Sure they are,” the cook said. “We charge only for the potatoes. The fat is free!”

Joke by Sam S., Birmingham, Ala.
31 comments

Josh: What do you get when you cross a parrot and a pig?

Jim: I have no idea. What?

Josh: A bird that hogs the conversation.

Joke by Joshua M., Grandville, Mich.
3 comments

Eddy: What did the stop sign say to the yield sign?

Billy: I don’t know.

Eddy: I don’t know either. They were speaking in sign language.

Joke by Mary P., Concord, N.C.
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A small boy was at the zoo with his father.  They were looking at the tigers, and his father was telling him how ferocious they were.

“Daddy, if the tigers got out and ate you up…”

“Yes, son?” the father asked, ready to console him.

“ …Which bus would I take home?”

Joke by Gholson D. G., Gaithersburg, Md.
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Dad: How do you like fourth grade?

Son: It isn’t much fun.

Dad: That’s too bad. It was the best three years of my life!

Joke by Luke A., Tucson, Ariz.
8 comments

A book never written: “How to Take Care of Your Sheep,” by L. Beau Peep.

Joke by LUKE S., Manchester, MD.
2 comments

Son: Dad, do you know the difference between a pack of cookies and a pack of elephants?

Dad: No.

Son: Then it’s a good thing Mom does the grocery shopping!

Joke by Steven F. II, Naperville, Ill.
1 comments

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