Two Eskimos got colder and colder in their kayak. For warmth, they built a fire. The blaze burned a hole in the hull. They sank, proving you can’t have your kayak and heat it, too.
Joke submitted by Dale K., Spokane, Wash.
Two Eskimos got colder and colder in their kayak. For warmth, they built a fire. The blaze burned a hole in the hull. They sank, proving you can’t have your kayak and heat it, too.
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