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Two monsters went to a party. Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?"



"Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."

Joke by Billy J., Hershey, Pa.
1 comments

Padraic: Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?

Paul: Why?

Padraic: Because if it had four, it would be called a chicken sedan.

Joke by Padraic D., Clarksville, Tenn.
5 comments

Seth: Knock, knock.

Sam: Who's there?

Seth: Arthur.

Sam: Arthur, who?

Seth: Arthur anymore cookies? I'm hungry!

Joke by Allen N., Fergus Falls, Minn.
1 comments

Reporter: A theft has occurred at a wig store, where 200 wigs were stolen.



The police are combing the area.

Joke by Matthew C., Tipp City, Ohio
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Reporter: A theft has occurred at a wig store, where 200 wigs were stolen.



The police are combing the area.

Joke by Matthew C., Tipp City, Ohio
2 comments

Courtie: What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Garry: What?

Courtie: Rap.

Joke by Courtie C., Guilford, Conn.
0 comments

Summer camp lifeguard: You know what we nickname a guy who's having trouble learning to swim?

Camper: What?

Summer camp lifeguard: "Bob."

Joke by Jeremy M., Rohnert Park, Calif.
7 comments

A book never written: "Tales From the Cemetery" by Doug N. Buried.

Joke by Jimmy H., Burke, Va.
1 comments

First dog: Where do fleas go for summer vacation?

Second dog: Search me!

Joke by William J., Havelock, N.C.
0 comments

Game warden: Fishing?

Man without license: No, Officer. Just drowning worms.

Joke by Jed S., Roswell, Ga.
7 comments

A book never written: "The Guide to Graduation" by Sarah Mony.

Joke by Kai L., Duluth, Minn.
0 comments

Joe: Which French emperor had no ligaments?

Moe: I don't know. Which?

Joe: Napoleon Bone-apart!

Joke by Joseph S., Concord, N.H.
3 comments

Kyle: What really annoys girls at camp?

Kelly: What?

Kyle: Boys 'n ivy!

Joke by Kyle B., Lodi, N.J.
5 comments

A book never written: "Animals of the Western Plains" by Ann T. Lope.

Joke by David H., Auburn, IND.
0 comments

James: Why did the exercise expert go to the beach?

Will: Why?

James: To get some mussels!

Joke by James C., Concord, Calif.
0 comments

Austin: What do you call a water cooler?

Warren: What?

Austin: A thirst aid kit.

Joke by Austin W., Lewisville, Tex.
3 comments

Justin: Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a room full of beetles?

Isaac: Why?

Justin: Because the room is bugged.

Joke by Justin T., Galveston, Tex.
0 comments

A book never written: "How to Make Your Life Miserable" by Marian Ogre.

Joke by Peter B., Moscow, Idaho
2 comments

Fred: What does an emerald do to get fit?

George: No clue. What?

Fred: Gemnastics!

Joke by Brendan M., Vienna, Va.
1 comments

Leader: Knock, knock.

Scout: Who's there?

Leader: Noah.

Scout: Noah, who?

Leader: Noah how to build a fast pinewood derby car?

Joke by Jennifer A., Parker, Tex.
1 comments

A book never written: "My Life as an Amphibian" by Sally Mander.

Joke by Trevor S., Petersburg, Va.
0 comments

Caleb: Why are robbers so relaxed?

Larry: Why?

Caleb: Because they like to take things easy.

Joke by Caleb R., Jackson, Mich.
1 comments

A book never written: "Spilt Milk" by Oliver Deflor.

Joke by Zachary Z., St. Louis, Mo.
2 comments

Three men are talking about what they want people to say about them after they die.



The first man says, "I want them to say, 'He was a good man and he did a good job.' "



The second man says, "I want them to say, 'He left behind a sweet little boy and a loving wife.' "



The third man says, "Those are nice, but I want them to say, 'Look, he's moving.' "

Joke by Justin S., Lawrence, Kan.
67 comments

Caleb: What key has legs and can't open doors?

Caitlyn: What?

Caleb: A turkey.

Joke by Caleb M.
5 comments

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