6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

A book never written: "From Liquid to Rock" by Crystal I. Zing.

Joke by Dion V., Newmarket, N.H.
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A racecar driver gets lost on his way to a race. When he stops at a gas station to ask for directions, the clerk asks, "Are you from around here?"

The racecar driver replies, "Yes, but I usually end up driving in circles."

Joke by Sebastian B., Beekmantown, N.Y.
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Frank: Why can't a woman ask her brother for help?

Alan: Why?

Frank: Because he can't be a brother and assist her, too!

Joke by Dan H., Conshohocken, Pa.
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What kind of school do you go to if you're…

…an ice cream man? Sundae school.

…a giant? High school.

…a surfer? Boarding school.

…King Arthur? Knight school.

Joke by Ryan K., North Platte, Neb.
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A book never written: "How to Fix Your Plumbing" by Sue Edge

Joke by Nicholas V., Foxboro, Wis.
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Daffynition: Pasteurize—Too far to see.

Joke by Brandon C., Hillsboro, Tenn.
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Holly: I was reading a very stirring book.

Jim: What was it about?

Holly: Cooking.

Joke by Lucas W., Abilene, Tex.
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Derek: What did the rug say to the floor?

Garrick: What?

Derek: "Don't move—I've got you covered."

Joke by Derek W., Silver Cliff, Wis.
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Amanda: What's the difference between Santa's reindeer and a knight?

Robert: What?

Amanda: One slays the dragon, and the other's draggin' the sleigh.

Joke by Amanda M., Springfield, Mo.
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A book never written: "How to Bug Your Sister" by Anne Oyer.

Joke by Jack C., Pasadena, Calif.
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Daffynition: Dieting—Mind over platter.

Joke by Raven M., Pueblo, Colo.
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Mike: Knock, knock.

Ike: Who's there?

Mike: Heaven.

Ike: Heaven, who?

Mike: Heaven you heard enough of these silly knock-knock jokes?

Joke by John S., Waterford, Conn.
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Colton: How does a sheep say "Merry Christmas"?

Tammi: How?

Colton: "Fleece Navidad!"

Joke by Colton S., Kansas City, Kan.
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A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out. We don't serve food in here!"

Joke by Caleb F., Whitefish Bay, Wis.
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A book never written: "How to Win a Game" by Vick Tori.

Joke by Ridge S., Manchester, Ga.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: "Does Santa Claus refer to his elves as 'subordinate clauses'?"

Joke by Dan H., Conshohocken, Pa.
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Michael: What did the digital clock say to its mother?

Steven: What?

Michael: "Look, Ma—no hands!"

Joke by Zachary A., Houston, Tex.
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A book never written: "How to Get the Best Shave" by Ray Zerburn.

Joke by Austin R., Republic, Wash.
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Ben: How come the mother needle got mad at the baby needle?

Jerry: I dunno.

Ben: It was way past its threadtime!

Joke by Rich P., Round Rock, Tex.
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Derek: Why did the worker put a clock under his desk?

George: Why?

Derek: Because he wanted to work overtime!

Joke by Derek G., Monroe, Ohio
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A book never written: "Deep in the End Zone" by Kenny Punt.

Joke by Ryan T., Saunderstown, R.I.
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A book never written: "How to Make S'mores" by Graham Cracker, illustrated by Marsha Mello.

Joke by Thomas C., Lake Orion, Mich.
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Frank: What did the wood say to the ax?

Roger: What?

Frank: "Time to split!"

Joke by Frank D., Bridgewater, N.J.
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First Scout: Have you ever seen Sasquatch?

Second Scout: Not Yeti!

Joke by Christopher B., Chandler, Ariz.
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Teacher: Johnny, please use the words "letter carrier" in a sentence.

Johnny: Yes, ma'am. "My dad said that after seeing how many things my mom was bringing on vacation, he would rather letter carrier own luggage."

Joke by Brian G., Poestenkill, N.Y.
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