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Junior hangs out at the local grocery store. The neighborhood boys think Junior is two bricks short of a load and like to tease him.



To prove it, the boys offer Junior his choice between a nickel and a dime. He always takes the nickel, they say, because it's bigger.



One day after Junior grabbed the nickel, the store manager got him off to one side and said, "Junior, those boys are making fun of you. They think you don't know the dime is worth more than the nickel. Are you grabbing the nickel because it's bigger?"



Junior says, "No. I grab the nickel because if I took the dime, they'd quit doing it!"

Joke by Michael M., Golden, Colo.
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A guy walks into a store and asks the clerk, "What's that?"

The attendant says, "It's a thermos."

"A thermos? What does it do?"

"It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."

"Oh, wow! I'll take one back and show the boys."

So the guy buys the thermos and returns home to share his discovery.

His friends ask him, "What's that you got there?"

"A thermos!"

"A thermos? What's it do?"

"It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold!"

"Really? Whatcha got in there?"

"Two cups of coffee and a popsicle."

Joke by Trent F., Overland Park, Kan.
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