6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

Tyler: What did the tongue call his friends?

Will: What?

Tyler: His “buds.”

Joke by Tyler W., Nicholasville, Ky.
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A book never written: “How to Be Calm” by Fran Tick.

Joke by Denis M., Easton, Conn.
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A man calls Geico Insurance and says, “Is it true that 15 minutes on the phone now could save me 15 percent or more on car insurance?”

The Geico guy replies, “Yes, you see—”

“Talk slower,” interrupts the caller. “I want to save 30 percent.”

Joke by John H., Dexter, Mich.
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A book never written: "How to Play Hide and Seek" by Ima O. Verheer.

Joke by Jack B., Arlington, Tex.
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Andrew: What's large and gray and wears glass slippers?

Becky: What?

Andrew: Cinderelephant.

Joke by Andrew L., Andover, Minn.
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Brady: Why do cows wear bells?

Ryan: Why?

Brady: Because their horns don't work.

Joke by Brady T.
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A book never written: "Big Phone Bill" by Collin A. Lott.

Joke by Patrick B., Wickliffe, Ky.
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Quinn: How do spiders talk to each other?

Ben: How?

Quinn: On the Web!

Joke by Quinn A., Portland, Ore.
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Rob: What do you get when two dinosaur cars ram each other?

Sam: What?

Rob: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Joke by Saikiran R., Montrose, Calif.
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Tim: Why wasn't the doctor in a hurry?

Kim: I have no clue.

Tim: He had lots of patients.

Joke by Danny R.
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Tom Swiftie: "Ow! I cut myself!" Tom said sharply.

Joke by Nick B., Oak Park, Ill.
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Dan: What does a music-loving chicken say?

Stan: What?

Dan: "Bach, Bach, Bach."

Joke by Kevin F., Wichita, Kan.
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It was a very emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers!

Joke by Kevin M., Grand Rapids, Mich.
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Three men are in the middle of a desert when their car breaks down. For their hike to town, they each decide to take one thing with them.

One man takes a jug of water. The second man takes a sandwich. The last man takes one of the car doors.

The first man says to the last man: "I'm bringing the water because if I get thirsty, I can take a drink. And it makes sense to bring a sandwich in case we get hungry, but why bring a car door?"

The last man replies, "If I get hot, I can just roll down the window."

Joke by Christopher M., Garrettsville, Ohio
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Tanner: What do baseball players use to bake a cake?

Pedro: I don't know. What?

Tanner: Oven MITTS, BUNT pans and BATTER.

Joke by Tanner M., Pittsburgh, PA.
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A book never written: "How to Stop Crime" by Lauren Order.

Joke by Ryan K., Avon, Conn.
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Matt: What begins with "t," ends with "t" and has "t" in it?

Michael: What?

Matt: A "teapot."

Joke by Matt D., Kennesaw, Ga.
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Oliver: When can astronauts not land on the moon?

David: When?

Oliver: When it is full.

Joke by Oliver D., Flower Mound, Tex.
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Thomas: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?

Jess: Why?

Thomas: Because her class was so bright!

Joke by Thomas W., Spartanburg, S.C.
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Ellie: What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass?

Jake: Haven't got a clue.

Ellie: "You're looking sharp today."

Joke by Gabe S., Anchorage, Alaska
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Jess: Why don't ghosts like rain?

Thomas: Why?

Jess: It dampens their spirits!

Joke by Jess W., Spartanburg, S.C.
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A book never written: "Save the Trees" by Tim Burr.

Joke by Gregory H., Yokota, Japan
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David: What did the Boy Scout say after fixing the bus horn when nobody else had the right tools?

Damon: What?

David: "Beep repaired!"

Joke by David F., Eureka, Calif.
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Ryan: What kind of car does a lamb drive?

Bryan: What?

Ryan: A lamb-orghini.

Joke by Ryan H., O'Fallon, Mo.
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Tim: Knock, knock.

Tom: Who's there?

Tim: Alex.

Tom: Alex, who?

Tim: Alex plain when you let me in!

Joke by Alvin F., Union City, Calif.
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