6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

Andrew: If you threw a blue stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?
Cameron: Purple?
Andrew: Nope. Wet.

Joke by Andrew S., South Ogden, Utah
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Haley: What do attorneys wear to work?
Chloe: I don’t know.
Haley: Lawsuits.

Joke by Logan M., Evans City, Pennsylvania
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Nathaniel: What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
Seth: R?
Nathaniel: No. It be the C!

Joke by Nathaniel W., Camarillo, California
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Tom Swiftie: “I’d love to live in Maine or Oklahoma,” Tom stated.

Joke by Thomas F., New Providence, New Jersey
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George: Knock, knock.
Kent: Who’s there?
George: Sadie.
Kent: Sadie, who?
George: Sadie Pledge of Allegiance. It’s the Fourth of July!

Joke by Kent A., Lakewood, Ohio
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John: What do you call a sling on a reptile?
Jeff: I have no clue.
John: Gator-aid.

Joke by Caeden F., Lutherville, Maryland
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Ron: How does Harry Potter get into Hogwarts?
Hermione: I haven’t the foggiest.
Ron: He knocks on the Dumbledoor.

Joke by Anil G., Charlotte, North Carolina
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Neighbor: Does your dog bite?
Sam: No.
Neighbor: Then how do you feed it?

Joke by Sam M., Sartell, Minnesota
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Luke: Which superhero hits the most home runs?
Mom: Which one?
Luke: Batman.

Joke by Veronica T., Glenview, Illinois
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Steven: What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
Joe: I don’t know.
Steven: A baboom!

Joke by Kieran S., Wilmington, North Carolina
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Tom Swiftie: “Don’t light those fireworks!” Tom exploded.

Joke by Jeffrey D., Lansing, Michigan
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Phil: What kind of thief is the strongest?
Connor: Tell me.
Phil: A shoplifter.

Joke by Prakash K., Winston Salem, North Carolina
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Matthew: What is the tastiest number?
Ricky: I’m stumped.
Matthew: Pi.

Joke by Matthew D., Baltimore, Maryland
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Dallin: What do you call a cow eating grass?
Vanessa: What?
Dallin: A lawn mooer.

Joke by Dallin D., Riverton, Wyoming
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Chris: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
Theo: Tell me.
Chris: A waist of time.

Joke by Chris M., Wichita, Kansas
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A punny book: "Runny Noses" by Al R. Gees.

Joke by Ian B., Brighton, Pennsylvania
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Kendon: Why did the Scout take a ruler to bed with him?
Jake: Why?
Kendon: To see how long he slept.

Joke by Kendon L., Elk Grove, California
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Bradley: What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
James: What?
Bradley: It gets toad!

Joke by Bradley G., Royersford, Pennsylvania
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Yasin: What is Loki’s favorite food?
Jimmy: I don’t know.
Yasin: Thor-tillas.

Joke by Yasin O., Minneapolis, Minnesota
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Warped Wiseman Wonders: Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Joke by Carter B., Ririe, Idaho
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Beth: What did one flag say to the other flag?
Eric: Nothing. It just waved!

Joke by Wyatt P., Sumerduck, Virginia
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Rishik: What is a cat’s favorite candy?
Daniel: I have no idea.
Rishik: A Kit-Kat.

Joke by Rishik G., San Jose, California
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Huck: Are you in Cub Scouts?
Xavier: Yes. I’m a kindergartner.
Huck: You’re too young to be a Scout.
Xavier: You think I’m Lion?

Joke by Xavier D., Huntingtown, Maryland
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Sarah Lynn: What do you do with a blue monster?
Dan: I don’t know.
Sarah Lynn: You cheer it up!

Joke by Sarah R., Raleigh, North Carolina
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A punny book: "State Capitals" by Anna Polis.

Joke by Francesco P., West Milford, New Jersey
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