6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

Jeremy: What did the horse say after it tripped?
Andy: What?
Jeremy: “Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”

Joke by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio
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Jeremy: How do fish get from place to place while playing golf?
Andy: I don’t know. How?
Jeremy: By golf carp!

Joke by Aaron C., Fayetteville, North Carolina
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Calvin: Why couldn’t the flower ride its bike to school?
George: I don’t know; why not?
Calvin: Its petals were broken.

Joke by Calvin O., Gilbert, Arizona
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Allen: Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
Neal: I don’t know. Why?
Allen: Because they have their own scales!

Joke by Ashwin B., Morris Plains, New Jersey
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Jeremy: Why do chicken coops have only two doors?
Will: Why?
Jeremy: If they had four, they would be chicken sedans.

Joke by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio
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Dad: Great news, son! We’ve saved enough money to go to Disneyland.
Son: That’s great! When are we going?
Dad: As soon as we save enough to get back.

Joke by Charles L., Clarksburg, West Virginia
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Alex: What do you call a fish that won’t stop talking?
Danielle: I’m stumped.
Alex: A big-mouth bass.

Joke by Alex S., Racine, Wisconsin
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A punny book: "Batman’s Greatest Enemy" by Joe Kerr.

Joke by Daniel K., Needham,Massachusetts
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Stevie: What kind of shoes do mice wear?
Johnnie: What kind?
Stevie: Squeakers.

Joke by John D., Johnstown, Pennsylvania
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Doug: What do you get when you cross elephants with fish?
Darrell: I don’t know.
Doug: Swimming trunks.

Joke by Doug B., Sharpsville, Indiana
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Dhruv: Why was the obtuse angle always upset?
Max: Why?
Dhruv: It was never right.

Joke by Dhruv K., Redmond, Washington
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A punny book: "Indoor Sports" by Jim Nasium.

Joke by Jake S., Lockport, New York
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Superboy: Why did Batman and Robin quit going fishing together?
Jude: Why?
Superboy: Because Robin ate all the worms!

Joke by Keersten H., Naperville, Illinois
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Julius: Why was the apple so lonely?
Winston: Why?
Julius: Because the banana split.

Joke by Julius G., Brooklyn, New York
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Sam: Why couldn’t the student finish the geometry problem?
Ruth: Why?
Sam: She needed to look at it from a different angle.

Joke by Tyler A., Lakewood, Washington
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Ramiro: What do you call a pig playing tug-of-war?
Jeremy: What?
Ramiro: Pulled pork.

Joke by Ramiro S., Des Plaines, Illinois
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Spencer: What did Tennessee?
Tammy: Tell me.
Spencer: The same thing Arkansas.

Joke by Spencer G., Avon, Connecticut
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Toby: What did the seaweed say to its customer?
Keith: What?
Toby: “How can I kelp you?”

Joke by Toby G., Redwood City, California
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Cameron: What fills up a room but takes up no space?
Robin: What?
Cameron: Light.

Joke by Cameron V., Raleigh, North Carolina
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Nathan: What kind of pajamas does a storm cloud wear?
Sean: I have no idea.
Nathan: Thunderwear.

Joke by Nathan T., Shippensburg, Pennsylvania
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Aaron: Why did the scuba divers start laughing when they got near the coral reefs?
Kaylee: Why?
Aaron: They saw a clownfish.

Joke by Aaron B., Fremont, California
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A book never written: "How to Fish" by Will Ketchum.

Joke by Jordan T., Ozark, Alabama
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Jake: What is it called when a gardener gives up?
Timmy: Beats me.
Jake: Throwing in the trowel.

Joke by Jake S., Savoy, Illinois
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A punny book: "Bucket Repair" by Lee King.

Joke by Kieran L., Ellicott City, Maryland
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Elias: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Jimmy: Why?
Elias: If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.

Joke by Elias R., Charlotte, North Carolina
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