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Nathan: What kind of pajamas does a storm cloud wear?
Sean: I have no idea.
Nathan: Thunderwear.

 

Joke by Nathan T., Shippensburg, Pennsylvania
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Aaron: Why did the scuba divers start laughing when they got near the coral reefs?
Kaylee: Why?
Aaron: They saw a clownfish.

 

Joke by Aaron B., Fremont, California
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A book never written: "How to Fish" by Will Ketchum.

 

Joke by Jordan T., Ozark, Alabama
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Jake: What is it called when a gardener gives up?
Timmy: Beats me.
Jake: Throwing in the trowel.

 

Joke by Jake S., Savoy, Illinois
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A punny book: "Bucket Repair" by Lee King.

 

Joke by Kieran L., Ellicott City, Maryland
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Elias: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Jimmy: Why?
Elias: If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.

 

Joke by Elias R., Charlotte, North Carolina
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Dad: Great news, son! We’ve saved enough money to go to Disneyland.
Son: That’s great! When are we going?
Dad: As soon as we save enough to get back.

 

Joke by Charles L., Clarksburg, West Virginia
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Deena: Why was the droid angry?
Mark: Why?
Deena: People kept pushing its buttons.

 

Joke by Deena L., Provo, Utah
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A punny book: "How to Build Computers" by Mike Roe Chip.

 

Joke by Emily K., Decatur, Georgia
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Tom: What is a cartoon artist’s favorite brand of shoes?
Stephen: Tell me.
Tom: Sketchers.

 

Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas
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Silas: How much money does a skunk have?
Craig: No clue.
Silas: Just one scent.

 

Joke by Marty H., Portland, Oregon
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Caden: Why don’t they play cards in the jungle?
Gus: I don’t know.
Caden: There are too many cheetahs.

 

Joke by Jalen B., Swanton, Maryland
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Mark J: What did the beekeeper say to his colony to encourage them?
John J: I haven’t the foggiest.
Mark J: “Honey doesn’t grow on trees.”

 

Joke by John D., Johnstown, Pennsylvania
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Jalen: A man came by my house today asking for donations for the new town swimming pool.
Caleb: How much did you give him?
Jalen: One glass.

 

Joke by Jarrett M., Swanton, Maryland
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Tom Swiftie: “I always arrive a few minutes late,” Tom said fashionably.

 

Joke by Thomas F., New Providence, New Jersey
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Will: What is a soup’s favorite font?
Pedro: What?
Will: Times New Ramen.

Joke by William L., Magnolia, Texas
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A punny book: "Computer Memory" by Meg A. Byte.

 

Joke by Yaron R., West Hempstead, New York
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Connor: Which country do sharks come from?
Landon: Which one?
Connor: Finland.

 

Joke by Connor K., Matthews, North Carolina
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Kendon: Why was the mother firefly so happy?
Bryan: Why?
Kendon: Because her children were all so bright.

Joke by Kendon L., Elk Grove, California
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Darius: What part of the street do vampires live on?
Chad: I don’t know.
Darius: The dead end.

Joke by Darius C., Columbia, Maryland
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Justus: Which football team serves the smallest sodas?
Sam: Which one?
Justus: The Mini-soda Vikings.

Joke by Justus S., Canandaigua, New York
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Tom Swiftie: “The days are getting shorter,” Tom said quickly.

Joke by Robert B., Decatur, Georgia
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Sam: Which Transformer is the happiest?
Mike: Which one?
Sam: Optimist Prime.

Joke by Tyler A., Lakewood, Washington
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Billy: Where do cows watch their videos?
Bob: Where?
Billy: MooTube.

Joke by Sahil A., San Diego, California
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Josh: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
David: What?
Josh: Drumsticks for everyone.

Joke by David B., Quaker Hill, Connecticut
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