6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

John: What’s the quietest sport?
Nick: I have no idea.
John: Bowling: You can hear a pin drop.

Joke by Carl N., Fair Haven, New Jersey
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Max: I’m trying to think of a new cloud joke.
Nick: How’s that going?
Max: I haven’t the foggiest.

Joke by Max R., Los Angeles, California
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Jackson: What did one element say to the other element at bedtime? Peter: Tell me.
Jackson: “Good nitrogen.”

Joke by Jackson A., Norfolk, Virginia
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Adam: Why can’t bars of soap get away with crimes?
Ben: I don’t know. Why can’t they?
Adam: They always slip up in the end.

Joke by Gianmarco R., Metairie, Louisiana
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Tyler: How did the citrus tree escape from prison?
Aaron: How?
Tyler: It used a key lime.

Joke by Tate P., Lakeville, Minnesota
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Logan: What do you call a snowman with a sunburn?
Jean: What?
Logan: A puddle.

Joke by Logan G., Oswego, Illinois
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Nathan: What do cows use when they text?
Jesse: I have no clue.
Nathan: E-moo-jis.

Joke by Nathan H., Powell, Tennessee
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Kurt: How does a squid go into battle?
Joe: I don’t know.
Kurt: Well-armed.

Joke by Tate P., Lakeville, Minnesota
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Keith: Do zombies eat popcorn with their ﬁngers?
Tim: I don’t know. Do they?
Keith: No. They eat them separately.

Joke by Keith C., Hartselle, Alabama
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Joshua: How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
Darren: How?
Joshua: You rocket.

Joke by Joshua N., Sparta, North Carolina
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Turner: If you’re holding three apples and four oranges in your right hand, what would you have?
Hal: Very large hands.

Joke by Turner W., Southaven, Mississippi
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Billy: Why does woodcarving take so long?
Derek: I don’t know.
Billy: You have to do it whittle by whittle.

Joke by William V., Canterbury, New Hampshire
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Joe: How many Siths does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Pete: How many?
Joe: None. They prefer the Dark Side.

Joke by Joe C., Lake Worth, Florida
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Andrew: Did you hear the joke about the high wall?
Sarah: Yep. I still can’t get over it.

Joke by Andrew B., Sunnyvale, California
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Phil: Why did the football coach go to the bank?
Pat: I don’t know. Why?
Phil: To get his quarterback.

Joke by Aidan D., Waterford, Connecticut
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Austin: Did you hear about the app that translates what dogs are saying?
Walt: No. How is it?
Austin: The translation is a bit ruff.

Joke by Cole S., Woodstock, Georgia
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Erik: Why did the pony go to the doctor?
Leroy: Beats me.
Erik: It was a little horse.

Joke by Logan W., Fairﬁeld, California
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Patrick: Why did the farmer give his cow a pogo stick?
Allen: Why?
Patrick: He wanted a milkshake.

Joke by Patrick C., Mount Morris, Michigan
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Coeka: What do you call the study of soda?
Koela: I have no idea.
Coeka: Fizz-ics.

Joke by William L., San Diego, California
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Nathan: What has four wheels and ﬂies?
Anthony: What?
Nathan: A garbage truck.

Joke by Nathan H., Powell, Tennessee
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William: Which animal writes the best?
Matthew: Which one?
William: A pen-guin.

Joke by William W., Fairﬁeld, California
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Bob: I ate my watch yesterday!
Link: How was it?
Bob: It was really time consuming.

Joke by Gavin C., Westﬁeld, Indiana
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Noe: Why is a baseball stadium the coolest place to be?
Joe: Why?
Noe: Because it’s full of fans.

Joke by Noe O., Westbury, New York
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Allen: What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?
Lucas: I have no idea.
Allen: “It wasn’t my fault!”

Joke by Allen W., Fremont, California
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A punny book: "Trivia" by Noah Lott.

Joke by Jackson A., Norfolk, Virginia
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