6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

Chance: Why did Rudolph get a bad report card?
Nate: Why?
Chance: Because he went down in history.

Joke by Chance L., Larchmont, New York
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Peter: How did the cheese get hurt at school?
Lily: Not sure. How?
Peter: It was grated too hard.

Joke by Peter E., Duvall,Washington
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A punny book: "French Desserts" by E. Claire.

Joke by Ryan S., Lancaster, New York
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Matt: How many engineers does it take to repair a broken lightbulb?
Alex: I’m stumped.
Matt: None. That’s a maintenance issue.

Joke by Matt R., San Diego, California
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A punny book: "Lumberjacking" for Dummies by Tim Berr.

Joke by Peter E., Duvall, Washington
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Tom: What do you get when you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?
Pee Wee: I don’t know.
Tom: A rash of good luck on St. Patrick’s Day.

Joke by Tommy F., Aberdeen, Maryland
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Nick: Why can’t you walk behind a car?
Rick: I don’t know.
Nick: Because you’ll get exhausted.

Joke by Nick T., Minot, North Dakota
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Yaakov: What do you call two banana peels on the floor?
Sara: I don’t know.
Yaakov: A pair of slippers.

Joke by Yaakov S., Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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Jarom: Which hand do you use to pick up a rattlesnake?
Allen: Which one?
Jarom: Someone else’s.

Joke by Jarom B., Arimo, Idaho
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Sudi: Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?
Kevin: Sure.
Sudi: Forget it. It’s too cheesy.

Joke by Sudarshan P., Smithtown, New York
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A book never written: "Healthy Foods" by Chris P. Bacon.

Joke by Kyle G., Ray, Michigan
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A punny book: "Making Movies" by Dee Rector.

Joke by Camden K., Hickory, North Carolina
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Emma: What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Sam: I don’t know.
Emma: Vegetarians.

Joke by Emma P., Annapolis, Maryland
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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I think I might be a deck of cards.
Doctor: Go sit in the waiting room. I’ll deal with you later.

Joke by Anish S., Cumming, Georgia
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A punny book: "The Importance of Bone Health" by Cal Seeyum.

Joke by Tom F., New Providence, New Jersey
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Tom: What medicine do you give a dog with a fever?
Mom: I have no idea.
Tom: Mustard. It’s the best thing for a hot dog.

Joke by Alan A., Houston, Texas
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Wesley: Which bug always gives thanks before meals?
Leon: I haven’t the foggiest.
Wesley: A praying mantis.

Joke by Wesley L., Snowﬂake, Arizona
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Akul: I think I’ll wear only one boot today.
Thomas: Why?
Akul: I heard there’s only a 50 percent chance of snow.

Joke by Akul U., South River, New Jersey
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Jake: What do you call a cow missing its right legs?
Rob: No idea.
Jake: Lean beef.

Joke by Jake G.,, Little Rock, Arkansas
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Tom Swiftie: “This lemon is much too sour,” Tom said bitterly.

Joke by Dorian H., North Royalton, Ohio
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Sean: How many books can you put in an empty backpack?
Alan: How many?
Sean: One. After that, it’s not empty.

Joke by Sean C., Somers, New York
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A punny book: "All About the USPS" by Mel Box.

Joke by Keaton A., Harrisburg, North Carolina
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Ethan: Why are frogs always so happy?
Brad: Beats me.
Ethan: They eat whatever bugs them.

Joke by Ethan C.
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Elijah: What do authors eat for breakfast?
Omar: Tell me.
Elijah: Synonym buns.

Joke by Elijah G., Colton, California
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Ryan: A nickel and a dime were walking across a bridge. The nickel jumped off, but the dime didn’t. Why not?
Josh: I don’t know.
Ryan: The dime had more cents.

Joke by Ryan B., Suisun, California
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