6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

Alex: Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the calendar factory?
Moses: No. What happened?
Alex: He took a day oﬀ .

Joke by Alex L., Irvine, California
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Bill: What’s a Jedi’s favorite candy?
Nick: I haven’t the foggiest.
Bill: A Lifesaver.

Joke by Nicholas M., Athens, Georgia
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A punny book: "Thrilling Novel" by Paige Turner.

Joke by William V., Canterbury, New Hampshire
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A photon walks into a hotel.
The desk clerk says, “Can we help you with your luggage?”
The photon says, “No, thanks. I’m traveling light.”

Joke by Axel P., Tacoma, Washington
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Nat: What do you call a ﬂower that runs on electricity?
Wyatt: What?
Nat: A power plant.

Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas
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A Punny Book: "Guide to Love" by Val N. Tines.

Joke by Grant W., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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Joseph: On which side of the house do pine trees grow?
Jake: Which side?
Joseph: The outside.

Joke by Joseph P., Lansing, New York
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A punny book: "Tying Knots" by Bo Lynne.

Joke by Logan S., Columbus, Ohio
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Lisa: What do you call a melted snowman?
Paul: What?
Lisa: Water.

Joke by Lisa W., Sacramento, California
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Saruman: What do you call a male hurricane?
Gandalf: I don’t know. What?
Saruman: A himicane.

Joke by Kritika R., Plano, Texas
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Mike: Want to hear a chemistry joke?
Logan: Sure.
Mike: Sorry. All of them argon.

Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas
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Noah: A man was driving his vehicle when he came across two paths. Then one of his tires went ﬂat.
Emma: What happened?
Noah: He came to a fork in the road.

Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas
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Isaac: How long did the baseball player spend in the library?
Vera: I’m stumped.
Isaac: Five minutes. It was a short stop.

Joke by Isaac B., Grand Rapids, Ohio
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A punny book: "Annihilation" by Auntie Matter.

Joke by Max R., Los Angeles, California
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Evan: Where do hamburgers go to dance?
Ivan: Where?
Evan: The meatball.

Joke by Evan B., Farmington Hills, Michigan
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Sister: What are you giving Mom and Dad for Christmas?
Brother: A list of everything I want.

Joke by Calvin L., Orlando, Florida
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Travis: Where do polar bears vote?
Anthony: Where?
Travis: The North Poll.

Joke by Travis S., Alta Loma, California
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A punny book: "How To Earn Your Snow Sports Merit Badge" by Yugo Ski.

Joke by Nicholas G., South Range, Wisconsin
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Casen: What do you call a shark that delivers toys at Christmas?
Austin: I don’t know. I’m stumped!
Casen: Santa Jaws!

Joke by Casen S., Tyler, Texas
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Chris: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Bryan: No. How is it?
Chris: It had great food, but no atmosphere.

Joke by Chris B., West Chester, Ohio
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James: What is a balloon’s least favorite school activity?
Stephen: What?
James: A pop quiz.

Joke by James T., Benson, North Carolina
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Alex: I don’t trust these stairs.
James: Why not?
Alex: It seems like they’re always up to something.

Joke by Alex G., Austin, Texas
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Train: Why did the airplane get sent to his room?
Car: I don’t know.
Train: Bad altitude.

Joke by Jacob V., Newark, Delaware
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Pedro: What did the astronaut cook in his skillet?
Ben: I don’t know.
Pedro: Unidentiﬁed frying objects.

Joke by Benjamin M., Rancho Cordova, California
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A punny book: "Sudden Pain" by R.U. Hurt.

Joke by Evan M.
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