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NATHAN: What is the best gift?
JAMES: I’m stumped.
NATHAN: A broken drum. You just can’t beat it!

Joke by Nathan N., Glendale, Arizona
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POLICEMAN: Your dog has been seen chasing a man on a bicycle.
BOY: That’s impossible. My dog doesn’t know how to ride a bicycle!

Joke by Lynn H., Eureka, California
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DANIEL: Who’s your coldest relative?
LAURA: I don’t know.
DANIEL: Aunt Arctica.

Joke by Daniel O., Willoughby Hills, Ohio
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BRANDON: Why did the clock enroll in medical school?
BRICE: Why?
BRANDON: Because time heals all wounds.

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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A BOOK NEVER WRITTEN: High Jump by Lee Ping.

Joke by Daniel K., Lighthouse Point, Florida
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SARA: Where do penguins go to vote?
TRIYA: I haven’t the foggiest.
SARAH: The South Poll.

Joke by Sarah B., Naperville, Illinois
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BOOK NEVER WRITTEN: How to Make an Honest Living by Robin Steele.

Joke by Molly K., Ringgold, Georgia
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GINGERBREAD MAN: I hurt my knee while rock climbing.
GINGERBREAD WOMAN: Have you tried icing it?
GINGERBREAD MAN: Not yet. I’ve just been using a candy cane.

Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska
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AYN: Which kind of construction are dogs best at?
NAN: No clue.
AYN: Roofing.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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JOHN: What’s the quietest sport?
NICK: Beats me.
JOHN: Bowling: You can hear a pin drop.

Joke by Carl N., Fair Haven, New Jersey
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ELENA: What room can ghosts never go into?
TYE: I don’t know.
ELENA: The living room.

Joke by Elena G., Litchfield, Ohio
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CURREN: Did you hear about the angry firecracker?
MICHAEL: What about it?
CURREN: It was so mad that it exploded.

Joke by Curren M., Virginia Beach, Virginia
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ZACHARY: Which of Santa’s reindeer are dinosaurs afraid of?
LEE: Tell me.
ZACHARY: Comet!

Joke by Zachary A., Miami, Florida
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DRAKE: You find it in December but not in any other month. What is it?
GINA: I don’t know.
DRAKE: The letter D!

Joke by Drake L., Charlotte, North Carolina
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MATTHEW: What happened when Iron Man teamed up with the Silver Surfer?
JAKE: No idea.
MATTHEW: They became alloys.

Joke by Matthew K., Farmington, New Mexico
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ANDY: What’s worse than having a worm in your apple?
TOM: No idea.
ANDY: Having half a worm in your apple.

Joke by Bradley C., Carlisle, Pennsylvania
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AYN: What does Superman use to protect his spaceship from supernovas?
JOHN: I’m not sure.
AYN: Super glue.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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JOHN: Do you know how a hamburger wears its hair?
WALKER: No. How?
JOHN: In a bun!

Joke by John N., Grand Junction, Colorado
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BRAD: Which side of the chicken has more feathers?
EDDIE: No idea.
BRAD: The outside.

Joke by Brad W., Englewood, Colorado
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CAYLEE: Why did the can crusher quit his job?
BAILEY: Why?
CAYLEE: Because it was soda-pressing.

Joke by Caylee J., Olathe, Kansas
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NOLAN: Why did the detective stay in bed?
JONATHAN: Tell me.
NOLAN: Because he was undercover.

Joke by Nolan U., Charlotte, North Carolina
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WESTON: What did the teddy bear say when it finished eating?
CARL: I don’t know.
WESTON: “I’m stuffed.”

Joke by Weston H., Stanfield, North Carolina
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MARIANO: What do you give a dog with a fever?
MICHAEL: What?
MARIANO: Mustard. It’s the best thing for a hot dog.

Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska
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ODIN: What seasoning makes the best dad?
LILLY: I’m stumped.
ODIN: Pop-rika.

Joke by Odin H., Kiln, Mississippi
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ALASTAIR: What’s the leading cause of dry skin?
MATILDA: I have no idea.
ALASTAIR: Towels.

Joke by Alastair M., Dallas, Texas
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