6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

ELIAS: Why is the riptide so strong?
SAMMY: No idea.
ELIAS: Because the ocean has so many mussels.

Joke by Elias E., Clifton, Virginia
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CURREN: Why are shrimp bad at sharing?
LAUREN: Why?
CURREN: Because they’re shellfish.

Joke by Curren M., Virginia Beach, Virginia
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BRANDON: Will the pancakes be long?
WAITER: No, they’ll be round.

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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SARAH: What does a trash can read regularly?
ELLIE: I don’t know.
SARAH: Litter-ature.
Audrey O., Fullerton, California

Joke by Audrey O., Fullerton, California
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ASHER: What do you call someone without a body or a nose?
BRAXTON: No idea. What?
ASHER: Nobody nose.

Joke by Asher R., Hartselle, Alabama
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SCOUTMASTER: Why didn’t anyone laugh at my TV joke?
ALLEN: Because it was not even remotely funny.

Joke by Allen C., Camp Hill, Pennsylvania
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BEN: What do you get if you cross a shark with a skunk?
STEVEN: What?
BEN: As far away as possible.

Joke by Ben L., Bethesda, Maryland
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AYN: What do you get when a telescope crashes into a microscope?
TIERRA: Tell me.
AYN: A collide-oscope.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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TOM: Why did the ghosts do so well in their sports games?
RUTH: I don’t know.
TOM: Because they had team spirit.

Joke by Tom D., Grand Rapids, Minnesota
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ADAM: What’s a balloon’s least favorite kind of test?
PAIGE: Tell me.
ADAM: A pop quiz.

Joke by Adam E., Huntingdon Valley, Pennsylvania
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GRACE: What starts with an “e” and ends with an “e” but only has one letter?
CALLIE: I don’t know.
GRACE: An envelope.

Joke by Grace B., De Land, Illinois
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SCOUT 1: Are y’all ready for our mountain climbing trip?
SCOUT 2: Yep! I’m in peak condition.

Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska
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JASON: What is math’s favorite food?
CHRIS: Tell me.
JASON: Pi!

Joke by Jason C., Davis, California
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NOAH: What did the tree say when it struggled on a test?
MASON: I don’t know.
NOAH: “I’m stumped!”

Joke by Noah M., Arroyo Grande, California
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THOMAS: Why did the football player bring a string to the game?
ELLA: Tell me.
THOMAS: So he could tie the score.

Joke by Thomas G., Tyler, Texas
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DAN: What do you call a spider’s computer programs?
TOM: What?
DAN: Websites.

Joke by Tom D., Grand Rapids, Minnesota
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DECLAN: Do you know why water is heavier than butane?
SEAN: No. Why?
DECLAN: Because butane is a lighter fluid.

Joke by Declan A., Broken Arrow, Oklahoma
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PINES: Why do vampires go to the doctor?
EVAN: No clue.
PINES: Because they’re always coffin.

Joke by Pines N., Austin, Texas
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TYLER: Why did the cellphone get glasses?
BOB: Why?
TYLER: Because it lost all its contacts.

Joke by Tyler W., Fredericksburg, Virginia
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MARIANO: What did the cyclist eat when he was in last place?
ROBIN: I don’t know.
MARIANO: Ketchup.

Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska
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BRANDON: What’s the best way to talk to a shark?
STEVEN: Tell me.
BRANDON: Long distance.

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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CRAIG: What do you call mustard that has been on the floor?
REMY: No clue.
CRAIG: Ground mustard.

Joke by Craig C., Annandale, Virginia
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HAZEL: Why couldn’t the pirates play UNO?
EMILY: Why?
HAZEL: Because the captain was standing on the deck.

Joke by Hazel E., Vashon, Washington
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CULLEN: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
DAISY: What?
CULLEN: A gummy bear.

Joke by Cullen L., Troup, Texas
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TYLER: Have you seen the new tornado movie?
JASON: No. Why?
TYLER: It had a real plot twister.

Joke by Tyler C., Copley, Ohio
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