6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

Max: Which kind of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Ed: Not sure.
Max: Plymouth Rock!

Joke by Max S., Tacoma, Wash.
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Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music?
Matthew: Why?
Peter: Because he broke the record!

Joke by Matthew M., Stone Mountain, Ga.
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A book never written: “Glass Artwork” by Moe Zayick.

Joke by Tom D., Grand Rapids, Minn.
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Kevin: Why couldn’t the pony talk?
Bill: Why?
Kevin: It was a little hoarse.

Joke by Kevin G., Chicago, Ill.
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A book never written: “Evergreen Trees” by Douglas Furr.

Joke by Austin H., Scappoose, Ore.
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Adam: What do you call a cow when it is in trouble?
John: I don’t know.
Adam: Grounded beef.

Joke by Joshua J., Granite Bay, Calif.
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Jonathan: What do you call a chicken from outer space?
Cliff: What?
Jonathan: An egg-straterrestrial!

Joke by Jonathan P., Pleasanton, Calif.
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Seth: Why is basketball such a messy sport?
Will: I don’t know.
Seth: Because the players dribble all over the court!

Joke by Travis V., Kilgore, Texas
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Son: What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Dad: I don’t know.
Son: Open toad!

Joke by Casey L., Pacifica, Calif.
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A book never written: “Math” by Dee Vision.

Joke by Connor A., Boca Raton, Fla.
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Max: Why is a giraffe such a good father?
Ed: Why?
Max: Because he is someone you can look up to!

Joke by Max S., Tacoma, Wash.
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Will: What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?
Rich: Tell me.
Will: A bald eagle!

Joke by William N., Rochester, N.Y.
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Christopher: What do fish use to help them hear?
Kevin: What?
Christopher: A herring aid.

Joke by Christopher H, Columbia, Md.
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Tom Swiftie: “A magician just cut me in half,” Tom said half-heartedly.

Joke by Ajinkya S., Marietta, Ga.
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James: Why don’t mummies go on vacation?
Miles: I don’t know.
James: They’re afraid they might unwind.

Joke by James H., Cullman, Ala.
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Tom Swiftie: “Turn up the stereo,” Tom said amply.

Joke by Dillon R., Kenner, La.
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Adam: Do you know how to identify a dogwood tree?
Christian: No. How?
Adam: By its bark.

Joke by Adam B., Blue Grass, Iowa
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Sara: What does chocolate do when it hears a good joke?
Jean: What?
Sara: It snickers.

Joke by Sara R., Orange Grove, Texas
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Billy: Which bird is always out of breath?
Bob: I have no idea.
Billy: A puffin.

Joke by Mitchell Z., Blaine, Minn.
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Tom Swiftie: “I didn’t see that steamroller coming,” Tom said flatly.

Joke by Joe W., Grand Prairie, Texas
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Max: Knock, knock.
Snax: Who’s there?
Max: Water.
Snax: Water, who?
Max: Water you doing in there? Open the door, please!

Joke by Boyd M., San Antonio, Texas
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Joe: Have you heard the comedian from Iowa?
Brooke: No.
Joe: All his jokes are corny.

Joke by Nick N., Peru, Ill.
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A book never written: “How to Exercise” by Ty Erd.

Joke by Pammy P., Irvine, Calif.
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Jacob: How do you get an astronaut baby to sleep?
Theo: How?
Jacob: Rocket!

Joke by Jacob G., Methuen, Mass.
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A book never written: “Knives” by Sue Persharp.

Joke by Michael R., Baltimore, Md.
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