6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

Zach: What’s a monster’s favorite dessert?
Thad: I don’t know.
Zach: I scream!

Joke by Zach S., Centerville, Ohio
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Tom Swiftie: “I’m over here!” Tom said distantly.

Joke by Nathan D., Camarillo, Calif.
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Alex: What do you get when you cross a careless cow and a barbed wire fence?
Mark: Tell me.
Alex: Utter destruction!

Joke by Alexander B., West Lafayette, Ind.
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Warped Wiseman Wonders: “If a tomato is a fruit, does that make ketchup a smoothie?”

Joke by Brennan A., Thousand Oaks, Calif.
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Noah: What do you call a mountain that is a vampire?
Joe: No idea.
Noah: Mount Dracula

Joke by Noah N., Marietta, Ga.
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A book never written: “After Dinner” by Bill Pleese.

Joke by Richard C., Woodbury, Tenn.
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Jake: What do you call a sleeping cow?
Thomas: What?
Jake: A bulldozer!

Joke by Jacob B., Dayton, Ohio
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Mike: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
Andy: Why?
Mike: He had no body to go with.

Joke by Mike A., Genoa, Ill.
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Chad: What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
Ethan: What?
Chad: “It’s pasture bedtime!”

Joke by Chad H., Hahira, Ga.
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A book never written: “Blood Vessels” by A. Orta.

Joke by Josh F., Highlands Ranch, Colo.
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John: What do you call it when you perform CPR on a lemon?
Sam: I don’t know. What?
John: Lemon-aid.

Joke by Ryan M., Fenton, Mo.
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Steven: What do you get when you eat a duck?
Stewart: What?
Steven: Fowl breath.

Joke by Steven S., Akron, Ohio
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Max: Want to hear a joke about pizza?
Mitch: Sure.
Max: Nah, you wouldn’t like it; it’s cheesy.

Joke by Mitchell M., Bloomingdale, Ill.
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Alan: What do leopards say after lunch?
Alvin: I don’t know.
Alan: “That sure hit the spots!”

Joke by Alan L., Chula Vista, Calif.
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A book never written: “Woodwinds” by Clair E. Nette.

Joke by Martin L., Tucson, Ariz.
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Chris: Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road?
Caleb: Why?
Chris: It ran out of juice.

Joke by Christopher R., Temple, Texas
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Seena: What did the horse say when it fell?
Tom: What?
Seena: “Help! I can’t giddy-up!”

Joke by Seena B., Mesquite, Texas
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A neutron walks into a restaurant and asks, “How much for a soda?”
“For you,” the waiter says, “no charge.”

Joke by Jackson H., Jamestown, R.I.
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Chad: What is an insect’s favorite movie genre?
Charlie: What?
Chad: Sci-fly!

Joke by Chad H., Hahira, Ga.
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Jak: What did the big bucket say to the little bucket?
Dexter: What?
Jak: “You look a little pail!”

Joke by Joseph C., Dearborn, Mich.
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Joey: How do aliens get clean?
Matthew: Beats me.
Joey: They take meteor showers.

Joke by Joey B., Temple, Texas
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John: Why didn’t the skeleton like the Halloween candy?
Mark: Why?
John: He didn’t have the stomach for it!

Joke by John C., Houston, Texas
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Warped Wiseman Wonders: “Do tire prices increase due to inflation?”

Joke by Jonathan T., Bristow, Va.
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Jack: Why couldn’t the bike finish the race?
Jon: Why?
Jack: It was two-tired.

Joke by Kyle R., Francesville, Ind.
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Peter: Why was the remote control annoyed?
Elaine: I don’t know.
Peter: Because everyone was pushing its buttons!

Joke by Andrew C., Severna Park, Md.
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