Bob didn’t believe that Fred’s dog could talk. So Fred asked his dog, “What’s on top of a house?”
“Roof,” the dog barked.
Bob wasn’t convinced. So Fred asked the dog how sandpaper feels.
“Rough.”
He still wasn’t convinced.
“O.K., who was the greatest baseball player of all time?” Fred asked the dog.
“Ruth.”
With that, Bob walked away, shaking his head in disbelief. The dog turned to Fred and asked: Was it Hank Aaron?”
THATS funny
5***** 😀
the best baseball player is derick lee
thats hilarius VERRY FUNNY!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
how did happy feet:) get that face or whatever
best joke ever
it was awesome!
HILLARIOUS
Bob probably knows now that the dog can talk
ha ha ha i love it 🙂
i wish i had a talking dog
ha ha ha
I dont get it
nvr mnd… i get it LOL LOL ROFL
5 STAR (maybe 4 and a half actually)
Who on earth made up this joke? That’s a 5 star joke!
nice one i actually think that made it on my funny list!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great! 5 stars
SUPER FUNNY 🙂
🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 FUNNY
HILLARIOUS 20000000 TIME`S :>
um, funny
nice job=)
PRETTY GOOD JOKE
I LOVE IT
😛
funny, I think.
THE BEST BASEBALL PLAYER IS BABE RUTH happy feet
rotflol 🙂 one of the best jokes here!!!!
Good. But you screwed up the
punch-line.
“…the dog turns to its owner and says “Or is it Mantle?”
nice / great job! it shoud have 5 stars! it rockd when i read it!
hi it was good
i would give it seven stars if there were that many.
Thats what I call a comedy joke!********** 10stars.
lol
that was really funny nice riddle
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agreed it is ten stars…. lol
This was so FUNNY! HAHAHA!!!
This is 10 stars. The Best joke I’ve seen here yet. LOL
lol 100000 out of 10 lol it was very very funny!!!
Funny doggy talk
I don’t get it!
I would give it 100 stars if there was that many
funniest joke i have ever seen
The classic version has the man and dog going into a pub and bragging that his dog cab talk. After the three tries they are thrown out by the manager into the back alley, where the dog asks, “Dimaggio?”
WONDERFUL
The greatest baseball player of all time is Ruth