John: Why didn’t the crab give any money to charity?
Mark: Beats me.
John: Because he was shellfish.
Joke submitted by Eric C., Santa Clara, Utah





John: Why didn’t the crab give any money to charity?
Mark: Beats me.
John: Because he was shellfish.
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So cool
I am not shellfish. I am human