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Tom Swiftie Jokes

Tom Swiftie (or Tom Swifty) jokes always include a quoted sentence linked by a pun to the way it’s attributed. These jokes became popular in the 1960s and are based on the “Tom Swift” book series from the early 20th century.

Tom Swiftie: "The rope broke!" Tom snapped.

Joke by Kevin C., Crouse, N.C.
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Tom Swiftie: "Let's watch 'Star Wars'!" Tom said forcefully.

Joke by Stephen C., Alexandria, Va.
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Tom Swiftie: "Watch out for competing lemonade stands," Tom said tartly.

Joke by Shelly N., Falls Church, Va.
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Tom Swiftie: "My stereo's only half-fixed," Tom said monotonously.

Joke by Mike K., Terrace Park, Ohio
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Tom Swiftie: "This boat is leaking," Tom said balefully.

Joke by Rohan T., Plano, Tex.
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Tom Swiftie: "Why do you read those tabloids?" Tom inquired.

Joke by Samuel B., Fairfax, Va.
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Tom Swiftie: "Light the fuse," Tom said wickedly.

Joke by Patrick C., Woonsocket, R.I.
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Tom Swiftie: "Didn't you see the train?" Tom steamed.

Joke by Isaac S., Nevada, Iowa
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