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Warped Wiseman Jokes

Warped Wiseman jokes make you think about the world in a funny, twisted way. These jokes written by Scout Life readers might make you ask, “Why didn’t I think of that?”

Warped Wiseman wonders: “Wouldn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?”

Joke by Sean W., Waldorf, Md.
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Warped Wiseman says: "Once I got angry with an Italian chef, so I gave him a pizza my mind."

Joke by Brien V., Lewis Center, Ohio
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Warped Wiseman says: "Change is inevitable…except from vending machines."

Joke by Ben Z., Bel Air, Md.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: "Why is a doctor's job called a 'practice'?"

Joke by Kevin F., Honeoye Falls, N.Y.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: "What if there were no hypothetical situations?"

Joke by Alan L., Portland, Pa.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: "If you say 'a penny for your thoughts' and they give you their two cents, what happens to the other penny?"

Joke by Isaac H., Plainview, Tex.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: "How much deeper would the oceans be without sponges?"

Joke by C. J. B., Flint, Mich.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: "Does Santa Claus refer to his elves as 'subordinate clauses'?"

Joke by Dan H., Conshohocken, Pa.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: "Shouldn't an air and space museum be empty?"

Joke by Andrew S., Hooksett, N.H.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: Why is mail that goes by sea called "CARgo" and mail that goes by land called "SHIPment"?

Joke by Glenn G., Union City, Calif.
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