Matt: What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Marie: What?
Matt: “Breathe!”
Joke submitted by Matthew K., Depew, New York
Matt: What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Marie: What?
Matt: “Breathe!”
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What?
breath
Hahahaha
good one it makes me laghf
i dont get it
I do not get this joke
Neither
this doesnt make any sense someone explain
Because when you hold your breath you start to turn purple.
But when a grape holds it’s breath it turns blue
Thank you for explaining! I did not get the joke until your explanation!
Oh that’s really funny now that I know what it is
Finally the answer haha
Need explanation please
When you hold your breath you turn purple so the green grape said to the purple grape to breath… I didn’t get it too but now I understand.. I hope you got that to dear
lol
Ah yes , the essence of a great joke is that it needs explanation
🤣🤣🤣🤣I get it now
I thought maybe it had to do with making wine.
And here’s me thinking you meant it something to do with wine 🍷
This joke is best done in person and when you reveal the punchline…if you know your audience, you grab them by both shoulders and shake them as you say (very loud and excitedly) Brrreeeeeaaaaatttthhh