Johnny: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Johnny: Good, because I didn’t do my homework.
Would you punish me for something I didn’t do?
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Joke submitted by Alex D., Chevy Chase, Md.
Loading...Johnny: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Johnny: Good, because I didn’t do my homework.
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That was really funny!!
Same imma use that next time that I don’t do my homework lol
😂
🐶
NOT FUNNY!!!!!!
that joke is older than my 56 year old father! 🙁
kinda funny
I think its kinda old and not so funny
i LLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEE it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)
Hehe.. really funny but it’s so old my prehistoric Dad knew it (believe me he’s PREHISTORIC!!)
I THINK THAT WAS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Too bad it doesn’t work that way for some of us
I have never heard it before. I thought it was funny!
That is really funny
I read it in Highlights when I was seven.
I thought that joke was halarious because it sounds like something I might say.
I am sorry it is cool.
Ha ha! I should use that one at school…
I am going to ask my teacher about that
It’s O.K.
Not as good as “Dad, school is great”
i didnt get it
He he I need to use that one…
i thought it was the worst JOKE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The best joke around!
That’s a good and funny one.
I read it in my Hee Hee Hee joke book (That means it’s the funnest joke i’ve ever read.)
Bob has no sense of humor ’cause that joke was fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuny!!!!!
good one
***yOuR jOkE iS mOsT eNjOyAbLe***
helarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me likeee
I thought it was great. I wonder how it would work out with me……..
Naah wouldn’t work but I still loved the joke!
nice one
rock on dude
I loved your awesome hillarious Joke, I have never even heard it before, how did you come up with it?
it was cool and funny
Don’t u$e it at $kool
I agree with bob its so old the cavemen were sick of it!!!!!!
iM GOING TO START USING THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST DONT KNOW IF ILL WORK IN MIDDLE SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????
COOPER
bob has no sense o humor cuz that was funny. LOL 🙂
Cool
THIS JOKE ROCKS! I”LL HAVE TO TRY IT SOMEDAY!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HA
#funny
that was sorta funny……
It’s ok/good
I agree with Joyuh8 bob has no and I mean no sence ofhumar it is so funny i’m going to pass it down my family
funny so funny!
***yOuR jOkE iS mOsT eNjOyAbLe***
try it to your thecher
Really cool!
$ Stars (’cause it’s SO old, but SO funny
Persoally, I’d like a teacher like that
it is pretty llame
FUNNY!!! It almost sounds real. I think thats why I like it (besides the fact that it’s a REALLY funny joke:)
GREAT JOKE !
I love it. I PROMISE I will NOT tell this joke at school.
PS.xoxoxoxoxoxo
That joke needs to be sent to The National Museum Of Jokes! (althogh it is funny
Gotta try this @ school
THE BEST JOKE!
FUNNY
I tried it once the teacher gave me an extra day for being creative =)
That is older than the sun
i think it’s ok,but it’s not the funniest joke i’ve ever heard.
i should try that excuse
that was hilarious i would pay money to see someone do that to their teacher
it’s old but funny.
samyo says it all rock on dude.
5 star! 5 star! 5 star!5 star!
900000000000000000000000000000 stars dude!
lol i tryed this on my TEACHER AND SHE FLIPPED OUT :).
that sounds like something i would do
That IS KOO-KOO-CA-RA-ZA, like my sister.
FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!
that is cool
i wonder if the kid is bart simpson?
that joke is lame
HA HA VERY FUNNY
good joke
LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I knew that one already…I think it was in the Boy’s Life.
so,a old HOMEWORK joke
I can’t say it’s that old, but it just wasn’t funny.
uh…..Piano,ALL of these are in BL.
no offence, but i agree with patt. its lame
its old school. hey, that was a joke!
it’d wonder comes next(?) asome joke!
Thats very true! It happens all the time! Im in sixth grade, but if I dont do my homework, I got my mom on me!
that joke was so cool it comes a close second to spiderman 3 in my view
Really funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Come on! U actually think thats a good joke?
No, 516cub, only a few of these jokes have been in the BL magazine.
I’ve seen this joke too many times.
okeeeeee………I’ve seen almost all of these.
Pretty good
i give it 2 stars
that wasn’t very funny
heard it before 🙁
actually, I wanted to make a comment on the comments! They’re so funny I was laughing through THEM! Oh. The joke was ok too.
ha ha ha ha………………..ha OLD MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
40 out of 100
100000000000000 out of 100!
a 2 star joke
Seen it. O.K.
I have herd that 265359823659723530263678054326362 times!!!!!!
55 out of 100
I should use that on my teachers.
classical
negative-100/100
That was rad man like totaly neow neow oh yeah! lolz
stinks im home schooled
Dude that i never heard in my life so ya good one.
not bad, but i’ve seen better 😉
nice i think i shall use it
good but its old
hee hee hee…
LOL
i hav seen it befror.lol!!!!!!!!!
That was old as dirt
oN A SKALE OF 1 2 ahundred it wuld be… 47 i gess?
ive heard that one before nut i still like it
That joke was …. personal
its as old as Time and space!
very very funny i like this joke
I read it before
funny
I think I’ve heard that or seen that one before but it’s still pretty funny it’s good
I’v seen it befor. lol
gotta try that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How common is this joke?
it was good but,i have heard it befor
ha ha ha hee hee hee
I’ ve herd this on e a mllion times and I think it’s still funny!!
that is probably the most used joke in America! try something creative for once!
I really like it
AWSOME!
two thumbs way up!
LOL
Yeah if it only worked for me. AHHHHHH.
LOL!!!!!!! Too bad it dosn’t work for us though… 🙁
You can’t change the classics
NOW THAT IS A VERY OLD JOKE BUT STILL GOOD
I THINK I SHOULD USE IT IN 4TH GRADE
OR NO I HEAR THE TEACHERS R VERY TOUGH 🙁
I agree with Dude3452!!!! hillarious
id have to sa that to my teacher next year NO DETENTION!!
not bad
Dude that was funny
lol
very funny
Gonna try that in 5th grade! Nice way to trick the teacher, and actully useful! Sweet! 🙂 😉
NOW THATS A CLASSIC JOKE
Oh, man! Talk about a cornered teacher 🙂
Here would be my mom’s expression in reaction to this (I’m homeschooled):
🙂 😐 🙁
i gotta try that!!
I’ve Heard it Before but it’s hilarious anyway
that teacher is weird
it’s okayish.
that was funny dude
That wouldn’t work on most of my teachers because they punish me for things I don’t do anyway! Oh, I’m from Waldorf, Md! Go Marylanders!
funny
I like this…. 8)
Its fine
That LOL joke is around 🙂
=) -) 🙂 🙂 :=)
LOL.
When I read that joke i rotflol
Love it yo dawg.Love it..!!!:):))):)::):):):):):):):):):):):):)
Love it…………
5 STARS
hey whoever wrote comment 145 that is my nickname.
I don’t get it?
wow he didnt do anything and that right! from nick name cow (that me =) )
awesome :-))
That Jonny is wise, BUT his maker is wiser.
HA HA!!!!!!!!!!
Finally, I’ve found my brother!
Finally a valid excuse out of homework!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i would not do my homework
my teacher would just send us to study hall so johnny is lucky.
hehe im using that excuse
Funny!! LOL 🙂
nice excuse
I`ve used that excuse before!
thats so cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ME TOO ❗
That reminds me. I forgot to do my homework.
I never have homework,ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heard it before, but still makes me laugh
lol! tahts a good one
LOL
That was good 😛
😆 🙂
LOL! That’s a new excuse to give! Thank U!
Wow, this could be really useful in the future.
Thanks & LOL
i should try that….
nice play on words pretty clever !
👿 👿
dont have homework
HA HA HA
hehehehehehehehehe very very very funny joke haha
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
“very funny” says the teacher 4 stars ****
Ha, ha, ha! My guts are coming out.
Funny :v)
SUPER I RELLY LIKED THAT!!!!
… good excuse
i accually said that to my teacher.
ooh! I bet that teacher is annoyed. After all, she doesnt want to look like a hypocrite. 5 stars! *****
That rrroooxxxxx!!!!111!
HAHAHA very funny!
That is funny, HAHAHA! 5 *****
lol im gona use that
My teacher told me this joke it made every one laugh
really funny
It is good, I just hope my teacher does not know it…
feel da burn teacher!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!