Maury: What is yellow, weighs 1,000 poulds and has four legs?
Tori: What?
Maury: Two 500-pound canaries.
Joke submitted by Michael D., Glade Spring, Va.
Maury: What is yellow, weighs 1,000 poulds and has four legs?
Tori: What?
Maury: Two 500-pound canaries.
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