Laugh at funny Animal jokes and comics for kids

Nicholas: Why did the fish blush?
Tommy: I haven’t a clue.
Nicholas: Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!

Joke by Nicholas P., Fort Myers, Fla.
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Sam: What kind of shoes should someone wear while dissecting a frog?
Ryan: Beats me.
Sam: Open-toad!

Joke by Sam A., Audubon, N.J.
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Jack: What do you call a smelly sheep?
Patrick: I don’t know.
Jack: A “P-ewe.”

Joke by Jack C., Austin, Texas
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Daffynition: Polynomial — A parrot without food.

Joke by Ryan T., San Diego, Calif.
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Max: What do you call a parrot that swallows an alarm clock?
Thad: I haven’t a clue.
Max: “Polly ticks.”

Joke by Max J., Anchorage, Alaska
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Will: What is a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Bram: Tell me.
Will: Spring!

Joke by Will M., Mechanicsburg, Pa.
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Coty: What do birds speak?
Al: I haven’t a clue.
Coty: Fowl language!

Joke by Coty A., Alto, Texas
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Charlie: Why don’t ducks tell jokes while they’re flying?
Thomas: Why?
Charlie: Because they quack up.

Joke by Charlie W., Fort Worth, Texas
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Noah: What do dogs get flagged for in football?
Jordan: Beats me.
Noah: Roughing!

Joke by Noah J., Hillsborough, N.J.
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Michael: Who’s a chicken’s favorite composer?
Nick: I’m stumped.
Michael: Bach.

Joke by Michael G., Pasadena, Calif.
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John: What do you see flying around churches?
Jerry: Beats me.
John: Birds of pray.

Joke by John C., Houston, Texas
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A book never written: “Amphibians” by Sally Mander.

Joke by Alex B., Chesapeake, Va.
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Daffynition: Donation — A country full of female deer.

Joke by Trevor A., San Jose, Calif.
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David: What’s the difference between Ben Franklin and a duck?
Lily: I don’t know.
David: One has his face on a bill; the other has a bill on his face.

Joke by David M., Travelers Rest, S.C.
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Milkman: How do you make a milkshake?
Customer: Tell me.
Milkman: By sticking a cow in the freezer.

Joke by Alberto V., Milwaukee, Wis.
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Katrina: What do you call a smart duck?
Heli: Tell me.
Katrina: A “wise quacker.”

Joke by Heli N., East Hartford, Conn.
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“Oh, no!” the kangaroo groaned to her friend, the rabbit. “The forecast calls for rain.”

“What’s the problem with that?” asked the rabbit. “We could use some rain.”

“Sure,” the kangaroo said. “But that means my kids will have to play inside all day!”

Joke by Luke D., Muskego, Wis.
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Clare: What do you call a herd of cattle listening to a comedian?
Ella: I haven’t a clue.
Clare: A “laughing stock.”

Joke by Elsika P., New Orleans, La.
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Bryan: What’s a mad scientist’s favorite kind of dog?
Brad: Beats me.
Bryan: A lab!

Joke by Bryan M., Waseca, Minn.
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Farmer: Did you know it takes three sheep to make one sweater?
City Slicker: That’s fantastic! I didn’t even know they could knit!

Joke by Nathanael G., Thousand Oaks, Calif.
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Greg: What’s the best thing to do when a bull is charging?
Nic: Tell me.
Greg: Just pay him!

Joke by Greg S., El Dorado Hills, Calif.
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Seamus: What do you call a monkey that flies?
Connor: Tell me.
Seamus: A “hot-air baboon.”

Joke by Connor L., Danville, Calif.
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Nathan: What kind of dog cheers at football games?
Baljeet: Hit me with it.
Nathan: A pom-Pomeranian!

Joke by Samuel S., Dallas, Texas
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Charles: What did the farmer say when his dog stole corn?
Thomas: Beats me.
Charles: “Aw, shucks.”

Joke by Charles W., Carrollton, Ga.
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Nat: What’s the difference between a well-dressed man and a tired dog?
Julia: I dunno.
Nat: One wears a suit; the other just pants.

Joke by Nathan N., Aurora, Ill.
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