JENNIFER: Why did the dinosaur get kicked out of the army? MADDY: Tell me. JENNIFER: Because people went missing when he snapped to attention. Joke by Jennifer F., Madison, Indiana0 commentsLoading...
Bob: What’s a soldier’s favorite month? Joe: What? Bob: March! Joke by Liam Q., Boxford, Mass.3 commentsLoading...
Michael: Which military unit has the most kids? Tommy: Tell me. Michael: The infant-ry! Joke by Michael L., Bristow, Va.5 commentsLoading...
Warped Wiseman wonders: “Where are my camouflage pants?” Joke by Tyler W., Penn Valley, Calif.18 commentsLoading...
Tony: Why are soldiers so tired on April 1? Todd: Beats me! Tony: Because they just had a 31-day March! Joke by Tony C., Lititz, Pa.14 commentsLoading...
Daffynition: Submarine — A replacement soldier. Joke by Brenden G., Kirkland, Wash.2 commentsLoading...
Warped Wiseman says: “I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn’t find any.” Joke by Max X., Riyadh, Saudi Arabia20 commentsLoading...
Drew: What does a guppy drive into battle? Spencer: I’m stumped. Drew: A fish tank. Joke by Drew L., Hampton, Va.1 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “What Usually Happens” by General Lee. Joke by Nicholas G., South Range, Wis.11 commentsLoading...
Daffynition: Information—The way military people march. Joke by Charles S., Gilbert, Ariz.3 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “American Victories” by Norman D. Beech. Joke by Ben H., Ontario, N.Y.3 commentsLoading...
A grandmother sat on her porch knitting three socks when someone walked by and asked, “Why are you knitting three socks?” The grandmother replied, “Because my grandson said he’s grown a foot since joining the Army.” Joke by Noah B., Willow Spring, N.C.10 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “Blending In” by Cam O. Flage. Joke by Sean G., Post Falls, Idaho1 commentsLoading...
A book never written: "How to Defend a Fort" by Sir Render. Joke by Nick B., Fergus Falls, Minn.71 commentsLoading...
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