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Banana jokes

Reese: What do you call shoes made of bananas?
Max: I’m stumped.
Reese: Slippers.

Joke by Reese I., Ambler, Pennsylvania
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Daniel: Why was Jimmy fired from the banana factory?
David: No idea.
Daniel: He kept throwing away the bent ones.

Joke by Daniel G., Fox Point, Wisconsin
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JULIUS: Why was the apple so lonely?
WINSTON: Why?
JULIUS: Because the banana split.

Joke by Julius G., Brooklyn, New York
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Benjamin: What do you say to a monkey with bananas in its ears?
Ollie: No clue.
Benjamin: Anything, because it can’t hear you.

Joke by Benjamin C., Hudson Oaks, Texas
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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MARK: Why did the strawberry go out with the banana?
MATT: Tell me.
MARK: Because it couldn’t find a date.

Joke by Mark D., Ballwin, Missouri
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Dillan: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Ben: Why?
Dillan: It wasn’t peeling well.

Joke by Dillan E., Olathe, Kansas
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Nathan: Why did the banana put on sunscreen?
Mary: Why?
Nathan: It was peeling.

Joke by Nathan W., Little Rock, Arkansas
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Julius: Why was the apple so lonely?
Winston: Why?
Julius: Because the banana split.

 

Joke by Julius G., Brooklyn, New York
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Yaakov: What do you call two banana peels on the floor?
Sara: I don’t know.
Yaakov: A pair of slippers.

Joke by Yaakov S., Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Daniel: What do a sunburned Scout and a banana have in common?
Joel: I don’t know. What?
Daniel: Neither likes peeling!

Joke by Daniel P., Overland Park, Kan.
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Gordon: What do you get when you bowl while eating fruit?
Graham: Beats me.
Gordon: A banana split!

Joke by Gordon T., Peoria, Ariz.
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Nick: Why did the banana have dinner with the prune?
Sam: Tell me.
Nick: Because he couldn’t find a real date!

Joke by Nick B., Bremen, Ga.
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